fan-girls are a terrifying force indeed O____O

Espy would stare at me until my soul withered.

Jurinjo would probably start up a tornado to tear me to shreds. xD

Vincent would exorcise me back to hell...

Law would drag me with along when Vincent exorcises him. *digs fingers into the floor* NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Sweep up dust and send me into an asthmatic fit >.>

He would charge at me drunk and naked like the berserkers did the Romans. I wouldn't have a clue what how to hell I'm supposed to fight a naked man with all his stuff hanging out and in my hesitation he kills me.

I was very confused by your first sentence for a bit, haha. Though...I'd be less worried about the hanging stuff than the sword.

Ju would...uh...take out some hairpins and stick them in my gut >.>

He would behead me and present his spoils to the beast god. XD

It always comes down to my hair with this avatar xD

Super Flying Mantis Kick! -hyah-

Would brake my neck with a flying clothes line

stab with your weapon

Bean me with lanterns till I pass out, then slit my throat.

Send her phoenix after me when I try to run away

Would double-stab me with her spear/weapon. xD

The Shadow would corrupt and kill me.

She would wrap her tail around me while the phoenix sets me on fire. Dx

-now has set fire to the rain by Adele in his head- >w<;;

The moon is hungry for blood o.O
-runs and is chomped to pieces-

ninja art black shadows!

Drop one, or several, of those glowy rocks on my head.

I have a feeling I'd e ninja'd to death... u.u

Pull out a couple of smoke bombs from under her dress and politely/gently boot me off a cliff.

Or, you know, stick a knitting needle through my spinal column while I'm hacking up a storm.

I shall never see knitting circles the same way again xD

He'd shadow me from the rooftops then come down on me with a few well placed bullets.

I have a knitter friend whose nickname is Shank for a reason.

Hm. He'd probably swing those shuriken blades together to form a claw and just maul me to death.

Sneak up behind me and pull me into the shadows

That blade looks very sharp and head-shaped.

That white tail looks kinda lethal... It seems to be the kind of tail that you could wrap around somebody and strangle them with... ono

(And the knitting needle thing is pretty accurate, lol. >.>)

*Sees the cutest thing ever*
*Dies of cuteness overdose*

Probably fold up the screen and clunk me over the head with it.

Espy would probably headbutt me to death... That helm is sinister looking. O.o

A curse of some sort...or perhaps one deadly heel drop kick.

Hmm, he's probably got a hidden knife somewhere.

Ultima would dance me to death...then dance over the corpse...

dragon attack

Use the Penetrating Gaze of DOOOOM

Shadow monsters.

Strangle me with the scarf. obvious answer

Take off an earring and stick the sharp part between my second and third vertebrae...

well magic i think

Pointy claw bits

Explosions. Definitely explosions.