That makes me feel better.

Actually, they said they only needed my blood type??? I thought they'd spike my uhh marrow or whatever's the term.

Hmm, seems like they'd need tons more info to determine anything? I think there are other stages you would have to go through before they get all up into your marrow.

Well, it's on the bucket list

I mean. Helping people is

You can help people donate their own organs.

So hard to find people who take care of their organs though

You just keep trying until you score. Like pearl hunting.

what do to with all of those leftover organs? Cannibalism is still frowned upon

Have the vegans form a strategy that legalizes consumption of people instead of other animals.

Oh, I do have vegan friends... I should tell them I have a foolproof plan

I don't know they aren't already lobbying for it. And it's environmentally friendly having fewer humans being wasteful.

True, we start by eating CEOs and go our way down

Great idea. The benefits would be endless. They also have the healthcare to keep them healthy.

we could use their funding to lobby our campaign

Maybe a little bit. But there are better things to spend their funds on. Like couture.

We need to become social influencers and get couture for free

Ohh, or get everything for free in exchange for reviews. I can't believe how much PR they get for things they don't even care about.

Our product is already hitting store shelves!

Wow and we didn't even have to lift a finger (except for typing)
name a more iconic duo!!!

I can't really say I wonder what it would taste like. Especially since I don't even like the taste of pork or meat.

Everything tastes like chicken, or so I heard.

Fish is my favorite

Mostly cheese and eggs only appeal to me, with the odd exception.

I believe the myth for humans, at least, is they taste like pork.

Hmmm eggs. I love cheese, but I'm lactose intolerant, so it's a struggle.

Ah, not too big on pork. Sad.

Bummer, is it mild? I think the more aged cheeses contains a really small percentage of lactose. And lactose specific enzymes can help.

I do have a friend that takes a pill for that, I just don't eat like, exclusively cheese pizza xD
I can have ice cream, but I'll fart later. Not sure how mild that is.

You'd probably know it if it was severe. I'm curious to see what the vegan cheeses taste like.

Vegan cheese doesn't taste like cheese |D I tried a vegan hot dog once.
I'd probably like it if I wasn't so used to dairy

It would be nice if more vegan products focused on tasting good while also being unique, rather than trying to taste like other things. There was a veggie patty that I used to like until they reformulated it in an attempt to taste more like beef and wound up ruining it.

Yeah I like tofu tasting like tofu, not trying to be cheese @_@

rip good patty. You need a backup

How do you usually have it? I need to find ways to cook tofu quickly with little prep.

There's always veggie bowls.

We actually have it raw usually! With soy sauce. My dad adds ground ginger but I don't like ginger. My mom adds to miso soup because she loves miso soup but I'm a bad descendant and don't like miso either xD

Ah, maybe it'll be worth experimenting with different methods. I mostly like it crispy with a cast iron, but get tired of doing it that way.

Miso soup is totally vegan! It goes uh miso sauce, noodles, tofu squares, chives and uh anything you want to add xD

I'm not too worried about it being vegan. Mostly just want the extra protein that isn't too hard to digest. But I have a couple of ideas now!

Ugh yeah beef isn't the best for me either. Beans are good protein, if you don't mind the gas xD

Soybeans, lentils and chickpeas are fine. They don't seem to have that issue? I looked at the vegan cheeses, but they seemed uninteresting because they were mostly coconut oil and starches.

coconut oil... odd o.O to me coconut is always sweet xD

I wonder if it's only the beans uh that I can't translate because in English beans in general it's all kinds of beans and not just
the beans that go with rice xDD

Azuki beans? I think black beans and pinto are more common here.

How are those beans called!! That category of beans that is not like
chicken peas

Red bean? Brown? Green? Umm, not sure of a more general term for that specific type that doesn't involve the others.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-X3meGAkO5H...ao-carioca.jpg

all the beans that look like this have a name in Portuguese xD

Carioca beans? Google wants to say it's a pinto bean, but they look different.