trip me in a shallow puddle and since i forgot my floaties i'd drown >_<

Hit me with a fork. Until I die a gruesome death.

would work on a science project involving potatoes and water and electricity and somehow i would get shocked enough to die.

The succubus drains me of my libido, which never returns so I kill myself.

Would kill me with the element of surprise, and that pointy stick.

would beat me with their mace

I'm not sure. I don't see any weapons or sense much danger in your avatar. xD

Perhaps you would act sweet and then poison me?

Im a student of aikdo and naked kill :3 I don't need weapons :D oh and would probally stab me with those shoulder pads

Mind powers ;D

poke me with her tail....until I lose lotsa blood.

Cast a magical spell on me! :3

Prolly with that huge spiked ball! :P

rip my skull from my head.

By firing fireballs of doom at me.

sic wolves after me

slowly and painfully strangles and stabbed