what to do when you only trust your mom to cut your hair

Is she the only to have ever cut your hair?

The shave was at a salon, bc my mom wouldn't do it xD

I thought you had shaved your own head. She can still dye your fuzz.

I don't have a machine to do that. I mean, I think my dad's beard shaving machine wouldn't work... or I'd cut myself |D

It's better to have a pro do it anyway, because a nice fade can make a difference with shorn hair.

yeah and if I did anything wrong then I'd have to go bald and I'm not ready for that

You could paint your head if it happens. Or glitter-fy it. And start a new trend.

glitter would be all over the house |D
I mean, I wouldn't mind, but there are two others living with me

It'd probably get in your eyes washing it off, which can be dangerous.

Too bad glitter tattoos can't be a thing.

if my head could be holographic....

You can do what Cristine did...
https://youtu.be/KPZDVENpung

She also did a multi-chrome one...
https://youtu.be/TeVwHSVMh2U

I love the (is this safe? lol) kinda warning to the video

I'd totally do that to my head

Or whole body? Instead of a tanning booth, a holo booth. We need to market that.

...a booth where I can use holo paint and makeup to turn people's arms into robotic limbs.

duuuude. dude. duuuuude. NOW THAT'S A COOL IDEA!!!!
I'll invest my 5USD on that

Even better idea, Espy. You've been promoted!

There's probably a lot of things you could do to add robotic parts.

We're not chopping any limbs!

Why must you ruin the fun?

IDK, I think scarification would make the lines look more realistic.

great, I have 2 mad scientists to deal with now

I like the scar idea. Maybe no painkillers to help deaden their emotions.

You're outnumbered. Maybe you're the "mad" one.

That's the plot of a famous novel from Brazil! It's called the Alienist.

At least he wasn't a hypocrite, it looks like.

Or we could be like the Spice Girls and be different types of mad.

i'm not a mad scientist, i'm an engineer

Fine, mad engineer spice

Does that one have lots of saltines and bitterness? And also a lot of heat?

Espy does like their coffee bitter, iirc

then Bio is mad scientist spice
I am mad philosopher spice

I can't think of what philosopher spice would taste like. Nothing, yet everything?

Absolutely!

Something that leaves more questions than answers

It can have ingredients where their flavors are hard to describe.

Or so much sugar it's hard to know what's in it

That too. It has a lot of potential of what it could contain.

Google doesn't want to help me find metallic tasting foods for robot spice, and prefers to diagnose illnesses.

we're all sick, we know that, google!

metal tastes metallic. wait, that's no use... also why am I licking metals...

The only thing I can think of is organ meats. Not sure if anything plant based has that taste.

I was like why is Bio tasting human organs but you mean any meat organs, like liver...

Humans are gross, no way I'd eat them.

Not even the rich?

Why would they be any different?

Fat meat, well tendered by doctors!