I think he is lucky that I am very lazy XD.

Now that he knows, he'll probably try to get one step ahead of you.

-lurks into thread- >>

*slowly recovers from being grounded by Rose* So...many elves...why...so mean to me?

Hey, I'm not mean to you, .... normally =P And even if I am being mean, I'm only joking =0

YARG! *swings his great axe at the attacking plant*

Ah, ok.

Really we aren't mean to you cron if anything XD its probably just defense, especially since you if I recall summon mastodons to attack people, and vampire rape people... -searches memory for other examples- OH create giant holes and trap people in them.

THATS A DAMN LIE! Ya'll vamp raped me, I simply Vamp fondled.

XD I recall you were sparkling and then you attacked Ultima and Chin chin and I were some place else.

AH HAH! I attacked Ultima, but not Kami, because Kami infected me!

O\\\\\\\\\o;;

XD I think Ultima begs to differ.

Hey, it was dark. They didnt complain. *gives Ultima a pack of smokes*

... I don't smoke ^^;

And hey, I did say "No." ... That means it's rape! D<

XD Seems that Cron is caught in his own web of lies.

*Uses Woopie Goldberg'ian logic* but- you didnt say "no no", you said "no" as in "no-yes" so because you didnt say "no no" it wasnt rape.

*Cronis Magnus Lee does not support Woopie Goldbergs logic on rape. She's a insult to Mississippi, and an insult to humanity as a whole because of her oppinion on what "rape" is in regards to Roman Polansky. The above piece is a work of satire, and if you are offended by it; get over it and take it up with Woopie.*

@.@;; ??? I think you're just trying as hard as you can to make yourself believe that you did not rape an elf guy such as myself ;P ... Well it happened, and I do believe I have witnesses ^^ ....Right? ^^; .....Please tell me I have witnesses? ^^;;;

You have a witness XD. And no means no cron no matter how much you find Elves sexy and attractive.

*pats Ultimas' shoulder.* You see, they saw the initial attack, but no one saw anything of the short...Right...remember what happened to Lopez? No, because Lopez disapeared. Ya'know why? Because Lopez thought he saw something he didnt see... ^_^

*Has killed the thread O.o;...Goes and fishes up Lopez*

-revives the thread- >O

And I have no idea what 'Lopez' you are talking about .... Should I? ^^;

I'm a second witness to the raping of the elf boy! D<
Shame on you Cron. Shaaaaaame!

I keep thinking of either Geroge Lopez or Lopez from Red vs Blue.
XD I think if we get Chin chin that will make three.

And you never will Ultima...you never will.

I thought he meant George Lopez also ^^;

And page 200! >O

Edit: Awwww, I was first on page 100, and I wanted to be first on page 200 too D=

Nope, Lopez is an inside joke between me and my brother, along with Pedro, Pablo, and Philipe.

Lol -Does a milestone dance-
xD oh George Lopez he is rarely funny on his own, the laugh track helps alot.

Eh, racists normally arent too funny really.

Lol, laugh tracks. I never really got the point of them XD

>_> Why bring up an inside joke then?? That's the worst reference to use ever! >_O

People inherently laugh when they hear other people laugh, ergo, it makes him funny, even tho you find yourself thinking "wait, he just said all white people are queers..."

EXACTLY! which is why you would never be able to ID lopez ^_^

Its not racist humor, he is not speaking against a culture he is merely making fun of his culture in a relatable tone. I dont find it funny because i dont come from that culture. However I do find gabriel iglesias and Peter Russell very funny.

-shrug- Eh, I only laugh at jokes I find amusing, regardless of whether or not pre-recorded laughter is playing =P

.... Wow, another weird conversation in the Knights of Choas thread XD

Aye, the last two are funny because they are funny.

two words. Christopher Tidus.

Is he the british one that wears a dress?

That's Eddie Izzard. And the aussie who likes boobs is Tim Minchin. <3
LOOOOOVE that man.

O.o...no; he's an American who talks about his dysfunctional upbringing from a mom who murdered her abusive husband (who trained her how to shoot before he beat her) to his dad who married so many times Chris thought wives were "rent to own" when he was a kid, to the crazy ass events in his life that really sorta kinda should have killed him, all in a way that its funny as hell.