First she'll slice out my tongue, then shave my head, then...
*tons of gory details later*
*Er ist tot*

Stabbed to death by the spear. D:

The bird would take me to its nest where the piggy would eats meh. O.o

With her bladed fingerless gloves. D:

Smothered by the Purple Poultry!

*Pets would eat me out of house and life*

dragon fire i think

With a large fish, by skewering me on the hook and using me as bait.

That thing on it's head will detach and suck all the life out of me in a horrific fashion vaguely reminiscent of a metroid.

He's hiding the off switch to my current Avi...

Slowly, bloody, and painfully . _ .

A "baptism"

EDIT: Thinking of Bioshock

strangled by the pink fabric

*blows me up with the fireworks*

With one swift motion he launched the skull in to the air. It soared through the storm, turning and spinning. It reached the height of its arc and spiraled downward, colliding with the one weakness of the Dread Moose: Its giant glowing eye.

Either that or claws, who is to really say what tools a killer prefers?

He'd summon a swarm of insects from beneath his robes to consume me.

You see those tied off silk sleeves? Those aren't hands under there...

OMG WHAT ARE THEY?! -flails-

Anywho he'd kill me by suffocating me with that tulip.

Kenai is hiding a large number of deadly devices under the robe...

....Send the horse minion to rip my entrails out.

hhmm now Lawtan reminds me of Odin.

Crazy violent mosh pit party -___-

I actually tend to stay away from the mosh pit...

Sending a suffocating swarm of carnivorous butterflies o.o;;;

;_; I've never even been close to a Mosh Pit (We have Rap and Country...)

Espy...kill meeee....

(The above statement is for comedic purposes only)

I can't see you getting anywhere close to a mosh pit >.>

Uh....toss the skull at me, which turns out to be an otherworldly grenade...

Strangles me with that chain across his waist.

I've been at two wimpy mosh pits (if you rate by aggression and size ratio).
1st one: Church (not aggressive but large)
2nd one: A small local bands venue (Highly aggressive but had less than 10 people.)

I've been to a grand total of one concert, and being such, my friends (both are over 6ft tall...) were overprotective of me, hah. Then again, it was a relatively small venue.

Cancels out my colors scheme o.o;; I'm not sure how that'd kill me, but we can assume it does?

Hmm...stomp on my head while headbanging.

@Espy: lol either it kills your or that plan backfires and you become super-goth with anti powers! (I don't know I'm saying...)

@Lawtan: wow I didn't recognize you o:
Tsunami. He felt like drowning butterflies today.

He'd, uh...set my clothes on fire >.>

Looks like I'd run into you in a dark alley, then you'd take out a weapon and kill me on the spot with no warning.

So, for the reason that I was making a prop sword, I did have four different blades on me yesterday.

Ulti would probably....hm. Enchant the water to strangle me? :D

Hmm...Espy almost always has a knife, so the Avi will doubtless shank me

...-glances at carabiner looped through belt loop- Welp, you're right about that...

Summoning a massive tidal wave to wave me over the cliff where I've been enjoying the sunset.

Uses leather to choke me...

O.o Pittsburgh has a cliff?

I miss sunsets *Looks at tall trees on all sides*

Doesn't have to be Pittsburgh. Cali has some great coastal areas.

So, the only leather I have is my jacket...

Law'd probably kick me with those sharp pointy claws o.o;;

hmm a hard :p-cool: but ok dark powers maybe?

(Dark Powers of Metal, perhaps XD)

Hmm...the tail would whip around a leg, and with a pull cast me to the floor. Then the benwolf Karate champ would pummel into me for a while. His deadly blades of awesomeness would then slice and dice...and then the (Crow/Raven?) would stoop over and begin to feast.

Sorry, a bit hyper from interesting information overdose.

....Headbutting me. Ow.

Forced suicide due to bad poetry.

i feel like you would eat me ab my pet :p-dead::p-dead: