trips me into a pithole and i land on my neck

set up bear traps and ask me to go camping with her. when we need fire wood she sends me out and ignores my screaming for help while she roasts marshmallows on the fire.

Scar my face with a paper cutter and shame me to death.

i think that scythe and my neck would have a date..

with her cape thats probably how it got so ripped up

She stare at me with those bright green eyes, and I'd melt.

He'll poke me to death with that weapon.

Her rodent would eat me alive.

he would make me into a zombie

Tease me with sex and I'd die of frustration >>

That evil looking side kick will want my body for dinner.

starve me to death T_T while teasing me with all my favorite fruits and sushi

Tie me up. And choke me...with jellos.

wouldn't i have to drown you with jello?

throw me into a tiger cage at the zoo T_T

I would say seduce me (cause that is one sweet avatar) and then slice me with that pretty little knife fan.

Her mace and my guts will have a nice talk.