Granted, but you were mistaken for a more dangerous insect and were promptly squished underneath a large brown loafer.

I wish I had a large bag of Lindor truffles!

Granted, but the bag has an infestation of various insects, some of which immediately attack you after you open the bag.

I wish I could see through walls.

Granted, but you can see through everything else too (therefore seeing nothing).

I wish I could type faster.

Granted, but every keyboard you touch breaks shortly afterwards.

I wish I could have Serra as a friend/pet...person...thinger owo

Granted, but she's an illegal species in your area and Animal Control takes her away.

I wish for the master key to the entire world!!!

Granted, but a freak accident renders your hands useless so now you can't use it.

I wish the world of Inuyasha was real!

I am such a geek :D

Granted, except you're the only person who can't go there.

I wish for vanilla-flavored pudding *u*

Granted, but it's stolen by dog and you can't get it back.

I wish for an all-you-can-eat chinese buffet!

Granted, but it's full of the most frightening native dishes the world has ever seen.

I wish for awesome clothes!

Granted, but they're ten sizes too small for you. :D

I wish we lived on Mars.

Granted, but then people became orange skinned and became little The Thing's.

I wish that the person granting my wish will make a wish from another person the same wish I wished for.... (Mind bobbling wish here xD)

Granted, but it is one you've never seen .

I wish I had a better job.

Granted, but you get destracted an waste the money on something else.

I wish my phone's touchscreen worked properly...

granted but now it randomly plays music when you sleep


'wish i could sing

Granted, but it's not at a frequency of sound that any living being can hear.

I wish i had a bottle of banana-milk that magically refilled