O-O yo...geese...trucks...rubber chickens...clown feet..alien cats...*raises glass* a wise tribute. -u-

i make feral scientists adorable by pure fucking accident and i hate it.
i try and draw a feral scientist bleeding to death? no, instead i get him sleeping.
my hands are made to make cute things while i become the ultimate edgelord.
thanks, i hate it.
(i'm joking, i'd probably die for my own artwork at this point. please help.)

x} Honestly,
I can't stop staring at that hair. Floofy mad scientist hair is like a side aesthetic lol. It's a curse with me too, I can doodle the scariest, most horrific things and I make them turn out looking cute. xP
Can u imagine a feral scientist plush doll? o-o...nevermind don't imagine it. xD It's adorable! Hehehe, truly cuddle material.

there's probably a wilson plush doll somewhere. i know heckmate on tumblr is taking commissions for plushies, they're an acquaintance of mine.
though, you might have to pay for the material cost + shipping.

I have to go to extremes to pull off horror elements... like, for example, a corpse spider... which is probably the only successful "creepy" drawing I've ever done...

Edit: I just realized which outfit my avatar is wearing lmaooo

i usually go for monochrome / colour-themed avatars, unless i do a shirtless wilson one.

:} I'm less creepy horror more..sci-fi. ^~^; I could be spoopy. But not creepy. x}
Well, I mean..if I tried, <u<; then mayyybe. Ahh, once Halloween rolls around, ya get the chance to shine. ^-^ <3 Or glow, if you're uh, >.>; radioactive, made of ectoplasm...or are bioluminescent...or are really into glo-sticks.

*drinks cold water*
o3o Tho, I've always wondered, what mad scientists make for themselves to eat? Does it involve cheese?

probably a sandwich involving pickles.

:[ ooh? That makes sense I suppose. :] Scientists love jars. Pickles live in jars. Evict the pickles, gain the jar. Use jar for science. -u- Or for smashing. Jars are lovely.

brains belong in jars too.

Hmmmmmmmmmmbraiiiiiiinnns... -w- yes. *nodnodnod* Brains must be kept healthy and safe and fed...in their jar. x}

apparently blades of grass can be used to make a cheap, shitty-sounding kazoo, but i've never been able to try that.

o-o huh!
no kidding! Odd fact, but interesting.

The last time I even touched grass was...*tries to recall*...maybe middle school...
:{ damn. I guess it's been a while. I always got itchy playing in grass as a kid.

sounds like an allergy.

Perhaps so. :/

I sensed a 'disturbance in the force' >~>; Which is code for, "minor tremors coming from my uterus, I think my period is about to start soon...". It sucks and for the past two months it's been especially devastating. So, I'm usually a ded fish for 2-2 1/2 days. <x'{ Ughh...and I can't eat anything I'm craving either because it makes it worse. :[ Needless to say. I'm not thrilled about it. *shrugs in pond*

So I need to get my mind off of it when it arrives. <:}
Anybody got any jokes?? Or pretty pictures? Or random recommendations? Or questions? ^u^; *hiccurps a green bubble*

Derpy waddles in, gently guiding a little unicorn.
"Wanna play wif my unipony? Will that help?"

Survivor series? Something like The 100 or Bear Grylls. Alternatively, old Disney movies.

Also https://www.boredart.com/2016/10/ref...otography.html

;w; Ah!~ *squees almost sobbing* Derpy your unipony is so sweet and adorable! <3 It look like a marshmallows! Don't let me near it! <x'3 <3 So cute!!~ *smooshes face* Imma cry! ;o; Did your mama get that pony for you?

Oh!! 0.0 VERY Nice fish pics DbM! :o Such colorful moody boys...*stares at the bettas and pretty ocean fish also the shark* also some familiar ones. :] Thanks!
I wish I could watch an old Disney movie without breaking into tears when I have my childhood nostalgia triggered. <x} But, eh! Sometimes ya need a good cry. :] I'm not much of a reality tv show person, tho The 100 sounds pretty cool. :d I have a lot of TV series and movies saved on my Netflix that I haven't even touched yet. x'} I really should watch some of them hehe..

Derpy gives his unicorn a hug before letting it wander away. "Be a good pony and go hone pwease!" He then turns back to Merskelly. "No, he was a pwesent from Kittybeary!" At the mention of Disney he gets excited, "ooh! I wanna watch Dibney movies pwease!?!"

Your title already fits, Derpy ^^

Yep Merskelly.... I stumbled across those fish pics and instantly thought about you. Wanted to post them earlier, but then completely forgot about it. Some fish can be so amazing!

I love fish. -w- and birds. birbies. <3
Some Didney movies too. *hugs tummy* I saw Princess and the Frog yesterday. <3
But birbs. <x} They make me smile. Loogit this one. Boop! Score!

http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/me...ejEA/giphy.gif

Fish and birds! :3

I think the NBA should hire a bird or two. Would spice up games.

wandering albatross

Or Shoebills. -u-

I'm so weak rn. <x} I feel like just a breeze could knock me over. Man, when you're tiny as hell, even a little blood absent from the body, feels like you're totally empty and lacking in any strength or energy. e-e; I just wanna go back to sleep and not wake up until I'm all better..and look at birbs. <x}

"Birdy! Can I play too?"

<x} Awh! Sure you can buddy. *gives Derpy a tiny basketball to play with* You can shoot hoops with the little birb. :3

As it turns out, I think I may have found the cause for my painful cramping and dizziness and awful stuff happening the first days of my period. e-e; I think my body is producing too much prostaglandins, which help shed the uterine lining y'know? But it helps it by literally constricting the blood vessels and make the muscle layer contract and separate off the internal walls. ;-; A literal war of blood and premature cellular tissue murder is what I think is happening and getting worse each month. No wonder it's been so painful to deal with. <:c I'm hoping to see my doctor about it soon though..

On an unrelated note, does anyone else know someone who talks in their sleep? <x} I heard my brother in our bunk bed, under me talk to nobody when he was asleep, and I couldn't make out what he said 100%. He either said, "Habit the bean bear." or "I haven't been there." x'D But he said it with a "it's not my fault!" sort of tone, which almost made me laugh and wake him up.

"Yay!" Derpy waddles over and takes turns dunking baskets with the bird.

<w< aww..I used to play basketball as a little guppling..and then I stopped because I can't sports very well. <x}

used to play basketball in primary and secondary school. still don't like the sport much.

:D I like the sport when I'm playing with and against people of an identical skillset. Which means poor speed, accuracy and out of shape type skills. <x} I have a better time playing with people that suck at playing, instead of people who you can just FEEL are taking it easy with ya and you KNOW they can cream you no problem, no mercy if they wanted to. <x'{
Eeeyahh, I don't do the sportys. x}

I really like stuff like badminton and tennis. Especially just ignoring all the rules and just seeing how many times you can hit back and forth before the ball or birdie is unhittable. Or just super casual basket shooting.

I was actually quite a good goalie back in school, but sucked at the playing field. Catching or blocking a ball is easy for me, just don't expect me to run and handle one at the same time.

i remember liking hockey. hockey was decent.

I played hockey in my socks. x} Because our school gym was small and not for skates, so we just took our shoes off and polished the floor. It actually was pretty fun yeah.
Sock-ey!

Not great at sports. Decent swimmer, though. ...also good at dodgeball, not because I have any accuracy, but bc people can never hit me. Not a bad shot, either, but I’ve only ever been to the range twice.

I had a love/hate relationship with dodgeball. <x} I was always too predictable and slow in it, but I liked the rush the few seconds I had at the start. >u>; I'm still kind of a sports ball magnet...

By the way Espy, :o just wanted ta ask if Raster's gloves were white or some other color? It's in my art shop. <x} Haven't started on it yet however..

Hey. :] Would anyone like to meet Mr. Crescent? He'll be visiting in a couple of days and he's pretty nice. ^-^

mr. crescent? who is this?