I'll comment on how horridly cluttered the avatar is and get smacked into the moon.

I would tap her on the back asking for a hug but then she would turn fast and he wings will slam me into the wall killing me o.o

Theres cluttered, and then then theres awesome ;).

By pushing an arrow through beneath the bed and into my neck.

By kicking me off a cliff after I comment on their poor eyesight and aim with a bow

By falling down from the heavens and landing on me.. While I was standing on a bunch of needles.

1 room. No way out. Hansen on continuos replay.

probably a hanging.

I'd be all "OMG you look gorgeous in purple!" and for some reason that was the wrong thing to say so she summons a dark monster to eat me...

By the way Illusion you do know I'm a GUY right? xD

A blow to the face, breaking my monocle and sending the glass shards into my eye, causing me to falls over the cliff.

He'll come back form the dead declaring "that was my favorite monocle" and punch me off the cliff which he fell.

In a last act, he grabs my cloak just enough to pull me over with him.

We're both in hell, and me feeling like this wasn't right tries to find a way out only I accidentally get his arm crushed under a boulder and he uses his strength to knock one on me killing me D: (but it's hell so I'll back again to be tortured once more)

Tho I make a deal with the warden, Charon, he lets me out, as soon as I am alive again, his ghost topples a piallar onto me.

....
Need I say more?

By swiftly slicing my throat in the middle of the night

I'm not even holding a blade XD
By knocking me out with the butt end of her scythe, and then sinking the blade into my back.