I have no realistic dreams because I've gave up hope on them -.-

I mean, it's never gonna happen, but I dream anyway...

I'm just a big failure in life

Same.
*high-fives*

Awww don't say that, you too!
You are good people with good hearts, and that's amazing already.

Lol. But I am le poor and 90% of my friends live far away so I can't visit!
And my dad keeps tearing apart my life and making me feel like even more of a failure even though I'm a grown-ass adult! I seriously wish I could move so I wouldn't have to deal with his crap. He's hyper religious and constantly being super judgemental about everything and constantly tearing down any life/job goals that I make the mistake of mentioning in his presence.

I have no family they disowned me and my brother and blamed my moms death on us "we killed her" they said and I have no idea where my dad is I haven't seen him since I was 10 or soo

I WILL BE YOUR FAMILY!

Chosen family is the best family <3

100% true.
My chosen family loves me for me and doesn't find me weird for being single and not wanting babies other than cat-babies and Derpy. They are encouraging and silly and supportive.
My blood-family is religious and judgemental and often ignore me unless they want something or if it's a family event like a wedding or funeral. And then all I get are the usual "any boyfriend yet?" line of questions. Even from the single aunts.

I only encourage you to find a glicose relationship that'll give me money too
otherwise
<333

Lol. That might be easier if we lived closer...
It would seem *slightly* less like a scam to people. XD

:O
me, suggesting things a rainbow devil on someone's shoulder would... never

Anyone know where you can shop for these chosen families?

Pay me $10 cash and 1 latte per day and I will be a member of your family.

XD

Note: I bring with me 2 cats and custom crafted presents for Christmas (if you celebrate it, as well as birthday and sometimes just because presents when I can afford them.
Derpy will cost 1 more latte, 1 donut, or 2 macarons per day though.

You can shop for them right here at trisphee!

Also Bio I told you you can't get rid of me even if you shop for new people. Sorry I don't make the rules.