seduce me then go american psycho on me and stab me a hundred times.

dip me into a pool of pink acid

that actually sounds like a good one..

play music extremely loud until my ears are bleeding and my head explodes.

bring me to a Woodstock and leave me alone and then start a riot where i get trampled to death

oh niiicee!

take me to a concert and throw me into the stage fire when the pipes set off.

bring me to a cake factory and operate a fork life and drop me into the frosting mixer

i'd make you delicious! :D

you'd take me to the middle of no where then seduce me and slit my throat.

nahh
screw seducing

hang me from a kids carnival carousal ride with piano wire

dress up like a giant rabbit and kid nap me and throw me down a well to let me drown.

getting much better xD
blindfold me and put me in a flooded basement and just a toaster plugged in into the water
BIZZZZ ZAP

take me on a date to the top of the eiffel tower and "accidentally" knock me off.

Take me to the play that she and Nicole are performing called "A million ways to kill your lover"

Behead me and place my head in the microwave and watch it go around and around

send a robot monkey with a bomb my way

create a medieval play where i am "beheaded" for blasphemy and then actually behead me and say it's an "accident"

^^ haha..

Blow fairy dust in my eyes and turn my head into a beast and then send me into the woods.