!!GRANTED!!

But once it's done someone who doesn't like you sneaks in while your sleeping and steals it for their own

I wish the world was like pokemon with everything the same as the games/anime's except for the bad guys.

Granted, but now the Human population is down by eighty percent due to 10 year olds going out into the world with no high school education, and them not knowing how to deal with large powerful wild animals.
I wish that I ruled the world!

Granted, but there's an angry mob on its way to overthrow you.

I wish I were a videogame character!

Granted, but you're one of those extras that just wonder around in [Prototype] and are likely to be killed for no real reason.
I wish that everyone I wished myself to rule loved me.

Granted, but now aliens are attacking.

I wish my character were an immortal demon!

Granted, but now you're stuck in a fourteen year old kid named Naruto and are grumpy as hell over it ^.^

I wish i could find Atlantis!!!

Granted but apparently a very deadly virus had festered in the city. So while you get your few minutes of glorious fame in the media it soon plummets to infamy as the whole world experiences the epidemic you accidentally wrought. But hey now it's named after you! Isn't it cute? :3

I wish I could teleport myself (and maybe some buddies) between our world and the world of Star Wars as I wish! =D

Granted, but the only place in the Star Wars universe that you can teleport to will always be right below Jabba the Hut's body.

I wish that I could have some pocky right now.

eww...yes that would ruin the trip Dx

Granted but it's stale and awful.

I wish my brothers weren't having to share my room with my anymore.

Granted, but now you have to share a room with a statue made out of squished, rotting worms >w>

I wish that I could have a tree that makes potatoes xD

Granted but the potatoes contain an acid that gives you permanent acid reflex for the rest of your life.

I wish I could interface with computers.

Granted, but the first computer you go to gives you horrible computer std's (aka virus) and there's no way to remove it from you.

I wish that I had a dramatic prairie dog.

Granted, but it will eat you alive after 3 weeks.

I wish my wisdom teeth didn't hurt ><

Granted, but that meant removing all of your teeth.

I wish that the wish of the person who posts below me would come true.

I hate you so much...

Granted, but it means you must sacrifice yourself to my heathen gods ><

I wish I was asleep ><

I love you too x'D

Granted, but you fell asleep on top of an ant hill and now the ants are trying to eat you from the inside out.

I wish that I could put Ashy into a pokeball O 3o