serve me poisioned food xD yet high classed

Stab me with that giant awesome pen.

Give me tons of paper cuts with her letter. D:

Slam my head repeatedly against the counter/table

Bring out a giant sword from nowhere then drop a meteor on me.

By giving me loads of sugar effectively killing me
(diabetic)

Show me that snerk everyday and beat me with a spoon.

burn me with fire and then harvest my soul when it's cooked to the desired tormentedness

Suffocate me with a smoke of some kind. D:

Probly stomp me with those boots.

Cut my head off.

Slice me slowly & painfully. D:

Go ninja and shove a kunai in my chest and twist, letting me die slowly and painfully

punch my head until I bleed internally.

with that scyth he is holding take my head off like i was a blade of grass then he would burn my body and make my head into a necklace

Stuff Makeup in mah eyes & make them bleed to death. D: