granted but now your not yourself

i wish my dad didn't end up in the hospital so often

Granted! But now your dad ends up in another womans arms!
Wish My Ex-GF would be nicer to me.

granted but it's not much nicer to make a difference

i wish i had a puppy dog =D

Granted but it's demonically possessed and steals your face during the night.
I wish I had super powers!

Q.Q

granted but they're useless superpowers

i wish i could fly

Granted! But you can only fly down into the grand canyon
I wish I could be in a movie.

granted but you have no lines and you show up for 0.002 seconds

i wish i had chocolate

Granted! But it's laced with Cyanide!
I wish I could enter into the internet.

Granted, but your connection speed is terrible.

I wish for awesome clothes!

Granted! But their all made of human hair
I wish For the end of world hunger!

Granted but it only last about 5 seconds

i wish i had soda

Granted, but it's club soda.

I wish for a new iPod!

Granted! But someone has corrupted all the data
I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

Granted...

-2 second later-

but thats as long as it's uncorrupted and you might as well of wished for nothing

i wish for a new hair style that i like

Granted, but it's in an awful tie-dye color.

I wish for a kitten!

Granted! Buts it has a habit of randomly exploding painfully
I wish for a bad relationship.