The level of creativity involved could probably lead to some interesting innovations.

Innovations in sadism? xDDD

Well, adapted to other things. But that would be fine, too.

Odd, why did my mind go straight to the gutter...

Did it go there, or does it live there?

Hey! I'm as pure and innocent as a... uh
original fairy tale

Like the original Little Mermaid where it's extremely painful for her to walk?

Something like that
very appropriate for children

I might have actually been interested in those versions had I known about them as a kid. Fairytale weddings would take on a different tone.

Would you be interested in them nowadays?

Not likely. Not sure what it is about them that doesn't spark any interest. But there could always be the exception.

What, weddings, or fairytales?

Fairytales. I definitely have no interest in weddings or marriage.

What about marrying a billionaire who is also about to die

Mm... unless it enables me to do nothing but sleep, it seems like it would be trading one set of problems for another.