Granted, but you have no memories of what happened today... and it seems like a lot of important stuff happened!

I wish I could cook well.

Granted! But there's no time, you're so busy...

I wish I didn't have to read a bunch of laws @_@

Granted you now have to SPELL ALL THE LAWS INSTEAD MUAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAH =3

I wish this icky feeling would go away -cough cough wheeze-

Granted, now... hm...
your toes are all glued together, I guess.

I wish it wasn't that late already!

Granted, it's actually 3 hours earlier then you needed, but your on the wrong side of the globe!

I wish rain would freeze in the air soon.

Granted, but now that the air is frozen you're breathing icicles that hurt your nose.

I wish I didn't have to go out.

Granted, but now you're trapped in a locked cage.

I wish I had pet.

Granted you now own a komodo dragon. Careful to not let it lick you.


I really wish I could just -poof- from existence

Granted, but now you can only poof into an alternate existences where things are progressively worse.

I wish I could have a PS4 and television setup.

Granted but the ps4 is somehow jimmy rigged to a 1950's tube tv with antennae. . . and its really hard to see things all the time. . . . and the connection is faulty. . .

I wish todays drive will be uneventful

Granted, but on the other hand tomorrow's drive will be a total adventure.

I wish I had better self control

Granted, but now everything around you is out of control

I wish we get orders this week so I don't get days off

Granted, but now there are TOO MANY orders and you cannot keep up and loose half the customers.

I wish I could speak Spanish fluently.

Granted but as a result you have a perpetual flu, to keep you FLUent.

I wish for wonderful snow days this winter.

Granted, but Fall will be just horrible.

I wish I can sleep 8h a day.

Granted but you can only sleep hanging upside down like a bat.

I wish I knew how to dance.

Granted! But now you can't walk regularly anymore, if you want to go from one place to another, you'll have to go dancing.

I wish it wasn't so hot here.

That's actually totally still a great wish! haha

Granted but you're now forever a little bit too cool. Constantly shivering slightly but not nearly cold enough to need layers comfortably.

I wish I wasn't so weak willed.

granted, but now you're so strong willed that you've become a total jerk incapable of compromise.

i wish my artist statement would write itself.

Granted! But now it's a pretty lousy one.

I wish my blood pressure didn't drop so easily.

Granted but now you're green. Sure it's totally unrelated but hey that's not what you wanted!

I wish I had a smartphone.

Granted, but it's also smug, and it shows off its smartness all the time.

I wish I didn't have to go out to buy more things.

Granted but now you have to buy all your things from an eBay full of procrastinators.

I wish I had lots of Cheerwine!

Granted but you can't do anything with it
I wish it wasn;t so windy

Granted but now the air is super muggy wherever you go.

I wish everyone here could have their amazing avatar of choice.

Granted! But now no one feels motivated to post for aurum and trisphee is dead. Way to go Joe!!!

I wish I didn't cry for anything.

The more people post, the more the community thrives. Its a full circle of effect. :f-rollinglaugh:

Granted but your eyes soon dry out and blow away with the wind with a PUUUUFFFFF from lack of moisture.

I wish there would be a new CodeMENT from PurpleEyesWTF!

Granted, but it's a 15s video saying she needs a break :(((


I wish it rained.

Granted but now it's flooding.
(real story right there)

I wish I didn't have to get up to go pee .-.

Granted but now your bed is wet and smelly. What? Did you think I was going to come up with something creative?

I wish I had all the items already.

Granted but then you have no reason to post anymore and end up drifting away from the site and going off to do super adultier things and leave us all behind.
Moral of the story: Don't buy all the things. XD

I wish I could sleep forever

Granted but then how would you talk to me??? Worst ending possible, tbh!!


I wish I was super lucky.

Granted, but everyone around you has super bad luck.

I wish I could turn back time.

Granted. But you can only turn back time 5 seconds each day.

I wish I was immortal.

(I can appreciate even 5 seconds/day.)

Granted, but they're all bots that post russian wife ads, cheap vigor pills, and "subscribe back to my channel" in the comments section.

I wish I had sriracha sauce right now for my ramen.

Granted, but all the buttons are stuck.

I wish EA would stop forking over their customers.