Ah makes sense, drivers lose their license here when they reach a certain amount of violations (which leads to many of them transferring violations to other drivers).

Are you winning?

Not sure. They might have been coming around for a while. But first time ever seeing them. They are cutting down a lot of trees and building properties behind us, so that is probably why there has been an uptick of wildlife showing up.

...How does that work?

They can cut down trees?? Man they're powerful xDD

Espy, they can write a letter or something like that saying they weren't driving the car at the time, but instead their partner/kid/relative with a license.

...Hm. Interesting.

Heheh, I should have specified that it wasn't the raccoons.

It was obviously the beavers.

I don't think there are any in this area, though.

And the plot thickens! In the end aliens took down the trees.

Maybe they have a real version of a simulation game and we're just a part of it.

like the sims, but humans?
well they must be enjoying us suffer through the rise of fascism of the 20s all over again

Does the Sims have land building features? I've only tried the body shop.

Does that mean The Matrix isn't a documentary?

I know you can make your house, not sure how detailed the process is

I'm curious to know what The Sims creators might have learned about human nature if they did any data collecting.

It sounds like Espy may know a thing or 2 about harvesting humans.

They know humans are fucking sadists, I guess |D