uh.. smex to death?

*Hides*

She would hit me repeatedly with her staff. o.o

A severe papercut from the letter D8

He'd stab me with that pointy blade in his hand.

Probably show some ninja-karate moves and kick my butt with her bare hands. >.<

Slash me up with that claw t.t

Cut me with the sythe.

Strangle me with her hair o.o

slicing me in half with his scythe then feeding me to pigs =O

Ironic you mention that since pigs are my favorite animal.

Enlarge the book he's carrying and enclose me within its pages forever. u.u

Stab me with his WING.

It's so sharp. D:

would toss me into a pit with man eating rabbits

All i can say is it would involve 3 giant dildos- a small hole- and a mallet...

Get your mind out of the gutter you perv!

Strangle me with that cord as I fail at screaming for help, probably take my wallet afterwards too..

more than probably... would die in a shoot out after taking his wallet

whips me to death after treating me to ice-cream