Well you did hear me, didn't you? >D (the game is on?)

Are. You. Game?

Excuse funk's behavior. He was dropped on his head when he was a child

OH. SNAP.

Asami is bringin it tonight!

*Throws a hand around to add dramatic effect.

I dunno, what do you think, sir?!
AM I game?

Yes, thank you so much. Helped me out a bit. : D
Going to have a bit of fun with it but only a little.


Obsidian, Eeeegad...
I dunno what to say either.. besides to protect the jewels!
You can always get like what they have for vajayjay's. The Chasity belt. Just like a Brestity bra.

Bahahaha I wuv. You too (:

Ah Ha! You catch on quick, although, when the hunt is on, I don't need a bow to be a hunter. *licks lips*

I dunno. Believe you are game. gropes Ahh...

>.>
I'm.... rather speechless at this point.

...What did I come back to?

If you are a vampire, game is on.
I wont struggle. Just grope me gently.

I'm pretty confused too, Espy, and I've been here the whole time.

Stars, Its the daisies you hold. Distracting you and whatnot.

Feto; *looks up from picking the petals out of daisies*
Hmm? What were you saying?

Can I get groped ono

-ponders the un-M-ratedness of the thread- Batty ought to put that in the title.

*gropes Asami's........................................*

Stars, Huh? Daisies yeah?
They are quite pretty. :3

Asami, She will grope you very hard. I think she is getting a bit frisky.

Ouo Yay!!!

Btw I passed 20k posts!!! //danced

Pure and utter terror, simply put. >D

*cries as obsidian destroys her beautiful babies*

LINK TO A VIDEO- There's a "news" blog thing that I watch and I think I just heard the saddest, most heart breaking news ever. It's towards the end of the video at around 5:30+.

;_______________; Blow jobs cause cancer now apparently. D: I can't live in this world anymore. Article link in the description of the vid.

Everything causes cancer u.u

D: IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE!?! ):

I cause cancer.
*pokes Asami*

Hm. I was -mostly- just thinking to myself.

@harley WAT WAT WAT WAT WAT WAT how does that work

//sigh
I swear they will say every little thing causes cancer

...Wait, seriously, how o.O;;

Stars, Lmfao.

Edit:
Helsinki Harlot, Neeeeooo! Not the blow jobs! Its the best things to give! D:

I think it's too much fun to censor things now. XD

I wanna struggle snuggle people ouo

-grins and glomps Asami-

//struggle snuggles espy >3
you like it.

Lies. It's just HPV


EDIT: Glomps (kinda a hug like thing where you sort of throw yourself on someone, I beleive) obsidian back =D