She'd call upon the aid of an adult phoenix to kill me.

Holy crap, that hair layering.

His glare would paralyze me, because being turned into stone is too cliche.

...Oh wait, I need to die, huh. Enter...the sword.

He'd magic me to death, then bring me back as a thrall. >.<

With all that holiness >n>

They'd kill me with all that glow thar.

shoot me down with a divine and heavenly bow

Dash my brains out from behind with those chains.

Use her kodachi to cut off my limbs

swallow me up with her darkness

He'd pummel my avatar to death. :C

She'd use her divine powers to kill me.

She would use her ancient magic to murder me

blind me with the PINK

Call a meteor down on me.

He'd act as if he were going to hug me and protect me from this thread of murderers, then stab me with that dagger. Ow...

That...have you ever played RO? I do that quite frequently on this charrie...

She'd pull a dagger out of a boot while I'm mesmerized by her strangely fuid parlor tricks.

No, I haven't yet. XD

He'd grab my halo, turn it up, and then stab down with the pointy ends. Ow.

Strangle me with her halo then have her Anka eat my flesh.

She would come up behind me and choke me with her wrist chains

By smashing me, cartoon style, with the lollipop.

Good-old-fashioned beatdown. Ow....

She would stuff her party favor down my throat and I would be left laying there, gasping for air until I eventually die

Alas, she would sneak up and choke me from behind with her scarf.

She'd out-dance me in a dance-off and I'd die of exhaustion.

spit that thing in her mouth at me from across hte room. alas, it impales me in the neck and i bleed out.

Stun me with a stern look then finish me with the sword...

She would attack me with her bat fangs I think she has hiding somewhere.

Cut me down with her scythe. : <

She'd sic the anka on me >n>

Would tear me apart with their bare claws...

Would send a horde of angry demon dogs after me...

Poison me with her red dust.

have her bird maul me

No doubt would poison me with an exotic poison potion.

She would tickle me to death with that fluttery stick thing! AHHH!

When a person has a giant battle axe you usually assume that is how you're going to die. But hey maybe I'm wrong and she has another idea in mind.

He'd kill me with good-old-fashioned stabbity-stab.

By making too much noise with her noisemaker of death? owo