Granted but you revert back to this one each day so you have to keep putting it on.

I wish I could have Bruno Mars' singing voice.

Granted. In order to make sure, you get all the roles. *ALL* of them.

I wish for all the Monster High Dolls~

Granted but the voice is suuuuper soft.
I wish I had dancing skills.

Granted, but you're stuck forever in a story book.
I wish for world peace!

Granted but you can only make a harmless shower of sparks shoot from your fingertips.

I wish I could speak with animals.

Granted but it's only big enough for a doll.

I wish I would win the lottery!

Granted but it was only for another dollar.
But hey, YOU WON! Right?

I wish this disease would stop making me change 4 pants sizes in a day T.T

-already has worse side effects anyways- XD
GRANTED but it is only a quarter of a inch off the ground, and isn't even that impressive. Large rocks still trip you and make you fall on your face.

I wish Titus would stop crying in the crate.

Granted, but after that you can only leap, not walk anymore.

I wish I was a better person.

Granted, but now you have to take every request someone has for you, no matter how pointless or time-wasting!

I wish it would rain a little.

Granted but it's now raining multiple copies of a person from the Little family.

I wish for Surge to be back for good!

Granted, because it is in store near my house right now. but you aren't near me. Sucks.

I wish my motivation would come back

Granted! But now you have no time for all that motivation!!

I wish my mom would travel with my sister.

Granted! but now your sister won't travel with your mom?

I wish I could get 8 more hours of sleep without losing 8 hours of time

Granted! Now you lose 16 :)))))


I wish my crafts worked.

Wish granted, except each one only works once before spontaneously combusting.

I wish I had a magical closet in which stacks of money just appears every day in random amounts.

Granted, but it is really stack of monopoly money.

I wish this smoke would go away

Granted! But now all fires have no smoke, and thus little warning! D:

I wish hay wasn't so sharp and itchy...

Granted, but now hay smells like turd. You're welcome.

I wish I didn't have to go out today.

Granted, but now you have to go out for the next 72 months.

I wish this knot in my back would disappear

Granted, now it's on your forehead.

I wish my hair would change colors automatically.

Granted, but so does mine now. Nothing really bad, but still XD WOOOOOOOO

I wish my mom would cook dinner for me more often -weeps adult tears- D:

Granted, but everything is either raw and undercooked, or tough and overcooked!

I wish I could find a cool desktop bg.

Granted, but it costs 3284729USD

I wish my thighs weren't sore

Granted but now you have almost no thighs

I wish monday was less. . . . monday-ish

Granted, but now Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays are all 'Monday-ish'.

I wish it was colder.

Granted, you now live where you can't feel your face. you also pooped an icicle today due to how cold it is. Are you ok?

I wish I had more time

Granted, but now you have so much time, everything bores you.

I wish it didn't hurt to poop icicles!

Granted, but now it hurts to poop poop.

I wish I was more motivated for school work.

Granted but now you are no longer motivated for anything else.

I wish this weekend would not turn into a monday.

Granted! But the next weekend will.

I wish diet chocolate was cheaper.

Granted but it is also less diet.

I wish it was tomorrow already.