cast a magical spell on me and makes me fall into eternal sleep

Hit me with a giant pink hammer until my head is nothing but a mush.

Slowly torture me to death with her little blade, starting with my fingers and cutting off the fingernails... -shudder- >>;

would draw me deformed and then out of depression i would hang myself X_x

would hang herself and out of depression I would hang myself

he wouldnt, but if he had too, knock me out with a shovel

No- i would. I definitely would. And SHE wouldn't just knock you out ¬ ¬

-teams up to kill bumblebee-
I HATE JOO BEE"S!!! YOUR MEAN AND EVIL!

mwuahaha, im invinicble u both try and attempt to kill me but....

-grabs the bee and sticks it to the end of a fishing line and tosses into a river and catches a bass-
Whachu say bee... oh wait i can't hear you, your in the tummy of a fish MAWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Literally have looks that could kill..

-blushes and over heats to death- Fffft -sizzles-

She would probably stare at me with those pretty eyes until I died.
//is stared to death

Take her hair and make a noose o.o

Cuddled to death.