Granted but it uses it's evil mammalian powers to lay it's eggs in you're heart so that when they hatch the young platypi have something to feed on. It's like AVP all over again. I knew there was something evil about it's ability to lay eggs, no mammal should be able to do such things!

I wish I had a million runes for free.

Granted, but they get eaten by a bug in the site coding.

I wish for a free trip to an anime convention!

Granted, but on the way there your tire goes flat and you aren't able to get there.

I wish I had a an iPad.

Granted, but the screen is cracked beyond repair.

I wish I could think of a wish.

Wish granted, but your wish is completely sick and twisted and you would never wish for that to happen.

I wish my navel piercing would be healed already! D8<

Granted, but your other piercings start to inflame.

I wish that I get a 1 year pizza supply.

Granted but by the end of the year, it's nasty!

I wish anime characters could be real!!

Granted! But all your friends get so entertained by them that they ignore you D:

I wish I could take a nap.

Granted, but your neighbors boost their sound systems and play letterman songs.

I wish I have RUNES now!

Granted, But as soon as you get them, the site crashes.

I wish I didn't have homework.

Granted, but then you get a test that you know nothing on!

I wish my puppy didn't smell like wet dog :x

Granted, but he will smell like wet cat.

I wish I have more cookies.

Granted, but they're all full of poison

I wish it would be proper spring soon

Granted, but it only lasts a few days

i wish i'd stop getting sick

Granted, but you died! D=

I wish Trisphee got overstocked with runes.

Granted, but someone figures out they're counterfit and nobody can use them.....

I wish I had something to do.....