Final Smash? Speaking of which...Ike too slow for me to get a final Smash; everyone else stole it.

Actually, Zelda did, and I suck at avoiding her FS.

He'd hurl that dagger at my forehead.

Ulty'd...seduce (how that works is beyond me) Ike off a ledge.

My brother plays the cheap ass way, just plays as Zelda and spams Din's Fire. >:| (ouch Ulty, that sounds painful D:) ((AND SORRY FOR CALLING YOU A GIRL XD))
He'd kick me up into the air then impale me.

It's okay. My avatars tend to be super-feminine (but usually male) XP And no one understands my gender so, I'm really not surprised when people misgender me. -shrug-

(And my answer is the same as before)

Come on! You gotta come up with something new! xD

Mystify me with beauty, then stab my heart when I'm not paying attention.

D: I kinda do, Ulty.

Clunk me over the head and pull out my throat with that wicked-looking spear, then eviscerate (...that's gotta be a favorite word of mine, huh) me and toss the entrails to the wolf-with-the-ability-to-transform-into-a-demon.

Woah, man. THAT'S PRETTEH GRAPHIC.

He'd cut my kneecaps, then jump in the air, put his feed on either sides of my neck, twist his legs, and snap my neck. o3o

Ah, I can get pretty damn graphic in this thread.

Pin my throat to a tree with one of those knives.

Kick me in the crotch, slam my body onto a rock, and executioner-style me.

Lure me away with promises of cake. BUT THE CAKE IS A LIE. I die in an empty room waiting for the cake.

Glados' fault, I tell you. :'c
Take out her hair pin and throw it in my neck.

He would distract me with glowing lights and impale me with his spear from a distance. :C

With heavenly judgement OmO

With holy water -hissss-

They'd kill me with that sword of theirs. Ow...

She'd probably sic her bird on me OmO

Thinking she was a demon using the visage of an angel, he would try to kill her from a distance. She would try to run away, he would give chase and through a cheesy anime scene where he lands ontop of her, he would realize she really is an angel. About a books worth of drama and romance would ensue and, instead of killing her, they would run away together and lived happily ever after 8D

YOU CHEATEEERRRRR.

Float down from above and mesmerize me, then throw her halo and cut my head off.

Smack me with a rune

Have her bird peck my eyes out, throw her halo and cut my knees, then jump in the air and AIR ASSAULT MAH FACE WITH HER SCYTHE.

You, ma'am, have inspiried me to draw that cheesy anime scene. Expect it this weekend. OmO

Also--

You know, Dragon's dog looks pretty dangerous... I would end up the dog's chew toy |D6

I think he'd stick with a good ol' fashioned stanglin.

Decapitation. No doubt about it.

She'd suffocate me with her hair.

Cut her right down the middle with her scythe. D: So much blood v_v

Create a cyclone with her wings, then throw her halo in there with me. D:

Taint me with darkness and watch it slowly corrupt me. >.<

the bird is rabid XD

She would spear my avatar through the chest and collect her feathers as a trophy :C

She would send some punks on a quest to kill me before I did something that would cause trouble for the world.

He would bury me under snow flakes without me noticing '^'

He'd burn me in purifying fire. o n o

Make me party so hard I'd die. :o

After I partied him to death, his ghost would cut off my noise-maker supply. I'd die of the ensuing sadness. : <

Hug me until I burst. xD

Use his runes to shiny me to death. Oooh, pretty. o u o

By yelling "SURPRISE!" from behind me and scaring me to death.

Dance me to death. XD

She would beat my sweet, little avatar to death with her party blower :C

She would flick that magic white ball straight through my body. I'd die of internal bleeding.

He'd freeze me to death. o n o