Granted, but there isn't any

(I meant for real about the headphones, by the way. Mine broke....)



I wish for a harem :p

Granted, but it's filled with reclusive hermits that hate humanity.

I wish for some bubble bath stuff!

Grants but its made from animal fat.

I wish for my life to be made into a movie.

Granted, but like Hollywood always does, they blow things way out of proportion and totally omit your favorite parts and it becomes just another bad movie.

I wish I didn't have to takes exams in a week...

Granted, but you have to take them tomorrow instead.

I wish for all of the vocaloids to be REAL!!

Granted, but they want to kill you.

I wish I wasn't sick. x.x

Granted, but now you're dead. Sorry.

I wish someone would make me dinner since I'm lazy...

Granted, but it turns into a food monster and eats you.

I wish I had something really exciting to do.

Granted, but it exhausts you and isn't fun any more.

I wish my sleep schedule was diurnal instead of nocturnal.

Granted, but everyone else in the world becomes nocturnal so it doesn't really change much.

I wish I had something to wish for.

Granted, you suddenly realize you're in desperate need, and your tranquility is shattered.

I wish for my friend to find a boyfriend.

Granted, but he's one of the worst guys in the world.

I wish I was a master in math.

Granted, but he's a manipulative jerk who takes advantage of your friend and leaves them for a prostitute. Beaten.

Granted, but now everyone asks you for homework help. And I mean everyone.

I wish to become an esper.

Granted, but the ability drives you crazy, and your mad mutterings are of no use to anyone.

I wish I could give my friend more confidence.

Granted but they become so full of hubris, thinking they were like superman/woman, they try to do the impossible and end up killing themselves.

I wish I wasn't a 135 pound weakling, maybe I could be more of a help in my job xP

Granted! Only now you are a 350 pound weakling, and you help so many people, that you don't have time to do the job that you were hired to do.

I wish i could cuddle a platypus.