I HAVE THE SUPER POWER OF GLOWING IN THE DARK...

See, it makes itself useless because villains in the night can always see you coming.
<<;

I can lift up the heaviest things

But only on the moon

I can go into a rage and turn red...and then black out from all the blood rushing to my head.

I can harness the power of the sun.
But no devices exist which can channel that power.

I can grow veggies to be as tall as a elephant, but only broccoli.

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I can fly, but only an inch above the ground.

I can turn into a lamp...forever.

I call upon an animal to aid me in battle, the platypus.

i can win any fight, but only against parapleigics

I battle evil with just a magical ping pong ball.

I can jump really high, but I have no way of landing safely. o u o

I can talk to fish, but I cannot command them...just hold a conversation.

I can wear any pair of shoes and they are always a perfect fit! As long as they aren't mine.

i can mimic anyone on the planet, as long as they are blind

i can grow my hair to any length at about .5 inches an hour

Blowing bubbles..so many bubbles..

I am not ticklish! Aaah!

I glow under black light but only my fingernails.

i can tell what your thinking without you saying a word >=D ... you just need to write it down 1st

OOoh this looks fun!

Umm I can hold my breath under water
for like 30 seconds then i drown X___x

I can go 60mph...in a car.

I can fly....on a plane

I have the power of war

war=useless

I have the power of love

love for you

IT'S THE POWER OF LOVE

I have the power of shiny wigs..

I can be invisable

when I'm behind a morbidly obese person XP

Umm Ummm

I can lunch bottle tops from the bottle itself
as long as there is pressure in the bottle first.

I can strip someone without looking, but only while they're changing.

I can stupfy the mind with one thought! Unfortunately, it's my mind.