No it's not. ;~; I'm a good boy, remember? XD

That's not what Santa said, remember? o.o

But. But. ;~:
I think I'm a good boy? 8'D?

Hmm... I need to consult Santa about this one o.o

Noooo D'8
-mailing myself to santa-

*mailing myself away from Santa*

-head pops out,looking around- Dx ... where'd she go?

*runs around back at home*

Hm. o_o
-going to see if I can get Santa's phone number-

*texts Santa to tell him not to give his number out* >.>

-comes out of santa's house sniffing- ;~;

Ahahahah! NO ONE WILL TAKE SANTA AWAY FROM ME!

YOU CANT KEEP HIM ALL TO YOURSELF. D8
unless...-gasp- you're secretly mrs clause...

WELL YOU DON'T HAVE A WAY TO TAKE HIM FROM ME!
I assure you, I'm not Mrs. Clause >.>

xDD.

8l Psh I'll load him up on that sled to-night.

You're going to drug Santa and load him up on a sled? o.o

He'll just think he's taking a wild trip. 8'D
/ohohoho.

So now I know if Santa comes to my house drugged, it's your doing!

If he comes to your house drugged you better get the hell outta there. XD

If he comes to my home drugged, I will hit him with a baseball bat to pass him out and then hunt for you.

Psh. Catch me if you can. 8'l -riding away in the sky on his sleigh

You're stealing Santa's sleigh now! *hops on a Pegasus to try and catch up to you*

D8...
-throwing random elves at you-

*tosses glitter at you to blur your vision*

NO ITS SO PRETTY I CANT SEE. D8
-flying erratically-

Ahaha! No one steals Santa's sleigh and gets away with it!

-crashes into a cliff and burns- ;~;

*steers my steed towards you and rescues you from the wreckage*

-all ash-faced with crosses for eyes-
X_X

Ummm how can I revive you o.o *stares at your x eyes*

Need...cookies...and milk... X_X

*rummages through Santa's bag to find you cookies and milk and feeds you a cookie*

O-okay. I think I'll make it. x.x phew.

That was a close one *hands you the milk*

I know. Dx -drinkin-
and it was scary. ;~;

It's all better now! :D

Psh. Santa's still drugged though. D8

Santa can stay drugged! We need to get him back home though so he doesn't know what happened o.o

0~0 -gasp- i never thought I'd hear you say that.
but okay. xD

Ho Ho Ho, Merry Trisphmas!!!

*Has used this opportunity to fulfill my dream of being Santa the toymaker*