Granted, but my house explodes. 8D

I wish I could steal your R4. <__<

Granted, but I sold you out to the government for downloading games illegally. >O

I wish I can find a R4 for you to buy.

Granted, but it's bomb and it's explodes and you die. 8D

I wish I didn't have to get off the computer now.

Granted but the computer breaks.

I wish I had all the red hairs.

Granted, but then you become one giant mass of hair


I wish to blast the hell outta Dracula

Granted, but it was the Dracula movie from way back in the day.
I wish for ______

Granted. You cease to exist


I wish for glasses here

Granted, but here is the middle of the ocean.
I wish that my Pokemon White game was patched and translated into english.

It's translated into English, but it's a really crappy translation.


I wish for a delicious plum.

Wish granted, but after eating it you get a virus from it

I wish I could be homework free for a week :/

Granted, but your grade lowers.

I wish I didn't have a test next Monday >.>

Granted. Your test is today!


I wish my homework was done already.

Granted, but now you don't know the right material and you have a huge surprise future important test tomorrow.

Wish I was famous

Granted, but they will all come out of your nose.

I wish my blanket was fluffier.

Granted, but the servant is a sexy demon... oh wait... XD

I wish my favorite jeans didn't have holes.

Granted, but the juice was poison!
I wish I can find more souls.

Granted, but you had so many, they all flew away??? (ERROR happens)

Wish I could be on trisphee all day >.<

Granted, but you cannot post.

I wish that I didn't have a test on next Monday.

Granted, But you now have to take a test every other day.

I wish my other computer was working right.

Granted, but your mouse doesn't work.

I wish that I didn't have to wake up so early.

Granted, but now always get up way later.

I wish the interwebs would work on my other computer.

Granted, your dog can never make sound again.

I wish my kittens where in there terrible two stage now.

Granted, but it's the food you hate.

I wish I wasn't feeling sleepy all of sudden.

Granted but then it snows every other day.

I wish I had all the event items!

Granted, but often is just 1 more post then you normally do.
I wish I can win multiple shards and souls at once.

granted but all shards and lost soul is out of stock....


i wish i can get runes while posting xD

You get them by hacking the site so you can get them through posting, but you're quickly permabanned.


I wish I had more fish.

*gives you a bunch of fish*

i wish i own a house of chocolate

Granted, but it was in the desert and melted from the heat!

I wish my hate for chocolate will go world wide.

granted but its not allowed...

i wish i have millions of money in my pocket

Granted, but the money is Monopoly money.

I wish I could post faster.