YES! It comes out in 8 days now ^_^.

She pushes me down a flight of stairs.

By that scyth while trying to give her a hug.

In a Mexican standoff

Suffocation via all the feathers she sheds. >3>;

Most likely put me on a plane to visit and then it crashes.

Pianostring wire in the form of a garrot around my neck.

With a polearm when one of my elven friends visits me

With her sash.

Lol with his blue panties, XD I think I would just laugh to death.

Stands firm* THEIR BOXER- ah who am I kidding; their my thong of virtue!
*Dies of sheer embaresment.*

(10 points to whoever knows the game reference)

-=What you're allergic to cats?...=-

-=It's alright, I'm allergic to you...=-

Since she is a rag doll she would remove her own arm club me to death with it.

In a strange turn of events where I am there for left lying face down in a door jam. They then proceed to slam the door apon my head 2-4-6 times. 6, for good measure. Then , using the welcome mat as a means to contain and limit blood flow, drags me away- never to be seen again.

Use your magical abilities to camoflague. So I am at the store, buying.... *cough*illegal content*cough* so then I am so absorbed into that stuff, but little did I know that you were silently behind me, stalking, and then all of a sudden, you summon that little devil next to you to come and attack me. I was able to fight back but you finished me off with those magical red orbs around you. I was never heard from again............ *ends drama*

In only the most seductive way she knows; passing through the rain swept streets of New Mecca, she catches my attention with a brief show of skin. Intrigued, I follow.
She takes a left, then a right, and wink and a giggle each time. Then, I enter the main alley, but she's gone. Confused, I begine to back out, only to feel the pinch of a needle enter my corroted artery, injecting oxygen into it, and then everything went black.