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with voice ono
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That thing in your hand looks like it could be piano wire. Oh no! My neck! Gagadfggg..
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-stares me down till old age where i simply drop dead-
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Poison in my drink.
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Would accidentally trip, hit me, and I would fall into a random pit of lava, live, get out, she'd come over to apologize, bump the stretcher, I would fallinto a pit of Crocodiles, they would eat my legs, she would then save me, then realize her handprints were on my now-deformed self, so she would have to get rid of the evidence, so she stabs me with her neighbor's spatula. Repeatedly.
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Oh sure, he has knifes up his sleeves, but I've seen hair like that kill someone.
Thus, he'd kill me with his amazing hair of doom. |
She'd flash me, and I'd seize at the sight of those precious things XD
*notes how un-flaunty she currently is* Good on ya x3 |
You'd think he'd kill me with the staff-blade-thing, but no, he'd actually strangle me with his necklaces while I'm distracted by those gloriously shiny boots.
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He would challenge me to a deal and when I turn to start he would grab my hair and toss me over into a pit of doom and never ending black hole where i would be forever trapped if someone else hadn't thrown a pit bull in there too ><
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Being beautiful, she's lure me over a cliff and to my death.
... Screw the fact my avi's a girl. |
Scream vocaloid songs in my ear and then feed me to the ants. X3
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>ponders<
ould tie me to a chair and make me watch paint dry... death by bordom |
chuck me in a swarm of crocodiles D<
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place me under an illusion in the desert making me believe i'm at a feast with millions of pets(men and women) serving me fruits in an elegant way while I burn under the sun unbeknown.
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would drag me into the backroom and ((censor))
at least i'll die happy~ |
wraps the whip around my neck and chops my neck off D:
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