Granted, but you forget to close the window


I wish for a daredevil moment

Granted, but the spirit of Evil Kineval haunts you.

I wish I could stay here longer.

Granted, but you get pulled away by a truck


I wish for a superhero costume

Granted, but it is too small to fit you.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

Granted, but you are now paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish for a soda.

Granted, but it is soda water with no flavoring.

I wish I could turn back time.

Granted, but now your stuck in the caveman era.... have fun!!

I wish that the goblins would come and take you away right now!! (It's a quote from the Labyrinth....if you haven't seen it, you should)

Granted, but you have to look for David Bowie in skin-tight pants to find him...

I wish the Labyrinth was real.... (P.s, the next poster reminds me of the babe!!)

Granted, but the person who was looking for you can't find the castle so you turn into a goblin. (ps. what babe?)

I wish I could meet Vic Mignogna!!

Granted, but he only talks about characters that you don't know... (p.s. the babe with the power!)

I wish for a pet squirrel who is NOT rabid...

Granted, but Maya gets jealous and eats him.... O___o

(What power?)

I wish I could have Cinnamoroll as a pet!! ^^

Granted, but Maya gets jealous and eats him.... O___o

(The power of Voodoo!)

I wish Maya's fleas would stop eating her alive!! TT^TT

Granted. They now go after you


I wish for a cinnamon roll for snack

granted, but then she eats you from the inside out <3

I wish for 30 aurum x:

Granted, but then you owe me 3000 with interest (kidding!)


I wish for new headphones

granted, but they cost you the 3k interest I just paid you
*hands headphones*
we're even! 8)

Thanks!


I wish for... uhm.. more time.