Granted! But you don't wake up until nighttime!

I wish popcorn didn't have kernel bits in it after popping.

Granted! They're all fluffy white! But now they take 30 minutes to pop...

I wish it wasn't so hot at night.

Granted but now it is REALLY REALLY cold.

I wish I was less mentally exhausted

Granted, but now it's replaced with being physically exhausted!

I wish there would be a snowstorm today.

But the snowstorm ends up lasting for a month!

I wish I had a pickle.

Granted! But it's been sitting on the shelf for years!

I wish to see a shooting star

Granted,but now it is coming right at you!

I wish I wasn't so distraught over mediocre things.

But everyone else you know are distraught over you for unexplainable reasons!

I wish I could eat some sushi today.

Damn still my life XD

Granted but it is not the best sushi and you feel slightly disappointed.

I wish this soup would take less time to cook

Granted, but an ingredient is missing!

I wish time would go by slower.

Granted but now it is REALLY REALLY SLOW and a pain in the you know what >.>

I wish my laptop would stop acting so weird D:

Granted! But now your laptop doesn't act at all!


I wish I could stay up to watch the snow pile up.

Granted but it stops snowing whenever you are looking outside.

I wish I wasn't so sensitive to peoples lack of care towards me.

Granted, but now you're insensitive of people's lack of care towards you.

I wish I knew why the weather's been so odd with a better explanation than a big blanket "climate change."

Science. GrantedXD
BUT even though you know the answer, telling people what you know makes you seem like a delusional conspiracy theorist

I wish my bunny hadn't given birth without giving me more signs of what was going on XD

Granted. Time rewinds to an alternate reality: your bunny is pregnant. And giving you signs. Lots of signs, to be precise. Like that letter on the breakfast table saying "Guess who's having quintuplets!" (I'm sure your bunny didn't deliberately want your parents to read it first and freak out about it, thinking it's you). Or the huge "Preggo" cut in your front lawn (You still have no idea how she managed to operate the lawnmower). Not to forget the thirty-two sticky notes ranging anywhere from "Have you arranged my baby shower yet?" to "My back hurts. Massage please!" - and how on earth did she manage to switch your phone's ringtone to Rock-a-bye Baby? And of course you're by far not the only one to notice all these signs. This very bunny is on her way to an internet phenomenon... when all she truly wanted was to give birth in a quiet spot. She probably hates you now.

I wish for the detection of the first intelligent extraterrestrial life form to happen somewhere during the next ten years.

Granted! But the detection of the first intelligent extraterrestrial life form came from a message sent from the extraterrestrial life forms! They've been assimilated on earth for a few years now and have managed to understand the language and culture. Now, they've sent a declaration of "peace." So long as the United Nations agree to give up reign of Earth peaceably to these extraterrestrial life forms, they will not exterminate the human race with the destruction of hospitals and injections of HIV blood from labs all over Earth.

I wish I had a bedroom.

Granted, but it used to be your kitchen, so you no longer have one. OR you sleep inside the fridge.

I wish I had gone to sleep earlier.

Granted, but you wake up 3 hours earlier so it really didn't help anyways.

I wish I could stay mentally strong enough to finish this week off

Granted, but next week is alll sleep for you.

I wish I didn't have to do blood exams.

GRANTED but it's still gonna be sore AF for another 5 weeks and be troublesome.

I wish my husband wouldn't snore so loudly T.T

Granted! But now he grinds his teeth instead.

I wish pencil lead were given another name.

Now it's called Potironette, and everyone makes fun of you for being named after the pencil filling.

I wish I didn't have to go out in the sun.

You don't anymore, but the sun likes to sneakily penetrate into all the windows and cracks in door and blind you in the eye all the time instead.

I wish my arting this week could be for myself and not business related

Granted! But you get an art block in the middle.

I wish I could see a standing table with two legs.

Somehow, out of nowhere, everywhere you look in the far corner of your eye, like those damn floaters, you see a standing table with 2 real nice fishnet legs. It seems to be beckoning to you?

I wish people would respond earlier in the morning so I don't have to wait hour to get my day started.

Eek @_@

Granted! They respond at 3AM next morning!

I wish BandAids were called bandages instead.

Granted, but now garages are called garaids.


I wish my antivirus stopped with all the false positives!!!

Granted but now it is positive negatives and you are actually constantly infected!

I wish daylights savings would disappear and go away for ever

Granted! But now the entire Northern Hemisphere runs on the same clock!

I wish boiled water stayed hot longer.

GRANTED but now it overcooks everything all the time.
I wish time would go forward to 4pm today

Granted, but now every day is 4pm- 00 am


I wish I had more money on FR.

Granted but now it spends itself once everyday!

I wish it was tomorrow night already.

Granted! But your day sucked.

I wish I was as cool as SparX.

Granted! As a bonus, your body temperature has decreased to 0 degrees Celsius.

I wish my right hand could snap.

Granted, but now it won't stop and you have an urge to look like a silent movies gangster with a zoot suit too!

I wish trisphee will be this amazing forever ;D

Also I am not that cool, only my heart is XD
-is also blushing-

Granted! Only now Trisphee now has an obsession with mazes, and the mascot is no longer a bird but a Minotaur!

I wish we found a way to link all the planets together and make it feasible to travel to each one of them.

Granted, but then Earth explodes and we can only live in Space.


I wish coffee was less bitter.

Oh no, but is that really so bad? Hmmm

Granted! But now it tastes like a pound of sugar had been added!

I wish metallic paint wouldn't chip off so easily.