Tell them you did it for science.

Or self-defense.

I need Manila's runway look for when I do house cleaning.

self-defense scientific research!

The fabric on the bottom will help tons with the cleaning.

Yours almost looks that way too with the feathers looking like trim. It'd be cool to see some other clothing with trim like that.

I never clean the house! I'm always moving from... one bamboo house to another.

You would unintentionally be cleaning the floor as you move around. I guess that is the real reason Monét's outfit exists.

I thought that was the reason babies exist.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/44/00...79dfc602a1.jpg

hey where did you find that pic of me as baby!!!

I'm living the dream now, room set to 73F!!!!

Can we rent babies for this purpose? Would the parents get really annoyed for silly reasons if I use industrial strength cleaners?

Brr, are you wrapped up in a blanket to make it more tolerable?

I discovered a new business model.

Get paid for babysitting, then rent out said babies to lazy folks who want a clean apartment. Man, I feel it, I'll be a millionaire before I turn 35.

I'm too old to achieve that D:

I'm finally enjoying the cold, no blankets

Is there a way to get the babies to crawl on the walls and ceilings too?

It keeps raining every other day here. But at least it's not too warm.

Elmer's glue?

Still enjoying the AC
kids were here so I couldn't nap all day
friend made me complete my webpage to become a real professional

Do you have business cards? You could have some that are creative enough that others want to show it off.

it's a simple one
just says I'm a translator and has my e-mail
black and purple, no rainbow

You could have some sort of led type inset that switches between different languages for one of the words. The hard part would be making a 1,000 copies.

I forgot what we were talking about and thought you were suggesting some evil stuff for world domination

Or was it just wishful thinking?

Link it up with a facial mood recognition software and let the LEDs write the swear word that best corresponds with each worker's current feelings?

Me?? Thinking evil thoughts??? Never.

That's getting complicated, DbM!

But think of it. Illuminated swear words.

I do like illumination.

See? Everyone does.

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/SU...cvndfgbsds.jpg

a thousand of those tho
the price

Like a gold-leafed business card? Or the ornate designs too?

Ornate designs as well. Everything to catch the attention of a potential customer.

Yeah, they might even want to display it and others could see.

Inside a glass case, preferably!

It would be nice enough to notice at cafes where there's a bulletin board of business cards. Yours would be all the rave.

A friend told me to distribute my current card (all black with purple lettering) at places. But I wouldn't know where to start.

Are there community centers that let people post things in places? I wouldn't really know either.

there used to be a board in the grocery store near here, but they were bought by a bigger market so I think that will be removed.

Try guerilla marketing and creating a giant banner.

Flash mob! Theater musical people sing live in english while I translate.

That idea would at least be less likely to get you arrested.

Bff has come and gone D:

Aww, I hope it went well.

It did! Except when he beat me at bowling
unforgivable

Do you have to use the bumpers?