Granted anything you wish for comes true, but some how your wish got mixed up and was given to someone else, and you received a moped for the inconveniences. lol

I wish I had some hot chocolate.

granted but it is ice cold and cheaply made so its watery and there is only 2 marsh mellows, and they are hard as rocks.

i wish i had a pony :D

Granted, but the pony wasn't tamed and it starts to kick you.

I wish I had a Treadmill.

Granted, but it's stuck on it's highest speed.

I wish for a jet boat.

Granted, but it explodes


I wish for a Double Saber

Granted but it brakes comming out of the box!
I wish I had wings...

Granted, but they are tiny insect wings that do you no good.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, but the FBI arrest you


I wish for a blanket

Granted, but the blanket is moth-eaten and smells like roach crap.

I wish I had a loyal, loving husband.

Granted, but then you wake up


I wish I was able to use B-rank Twin Claws

Granted! But the rank drops after the first use.

I wish I had a cool signature!

Granted, but you the site disabled signature feature

I wish for you to have a good new year.

Granted, but then everyone else has a grappy one


I wish for nothing!

Granted. Everything is taken away from you even this post.

I wish I had a house to live in.

Granted, but it falls apart when you close the front door


I wish for a new pair of glasses

Granted, but you crack them when closing the boot to your car.

I wish for more manga books.