As long as the bribing fee gets reimbursed in my next paycheck.

Oooh, very smart move!
Bribing the person responsible for signing your checks.
Who'll be in the financial department then?

Someone who has an almost robotic nature. They'd probably be good at accounting.

Ok let's leave that open to interviews.
To moral maleable people.

I love your details. Is that a shop hair?

It's actually two old donation items xD
Ecila Mythica and Dramatis Personae.

If only glamorous Krampus was a more traditional look, the decorations would be even better to go along with it.

The Mythica looks like something you could use for the dazzle camo.

You gotta make it traditional. Every tradition started as some freaks doing something and being made fun of, until it caught on with the majority. Besides, we do have... well, not really glamorous krampus, but people wearing big headdresses with flowers, mirrors and lights who join traditional processions and dance.

Make krampus glam again

No one would be around to see the decorations. But I'd also want professional looking pre-made decorations over the diwhy level quality of my crafting skills.

extreme makeover: home edition
christmas season - krampus theme (& knuckles)

Knuckles?

Did you catch both Pantheon comments?

It's a meme: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/knuckles

Yes. I was trying to make something, but I was uninspired. Must try again.

You really know your memes. I somehow never heard that one even though it's been around for a while.

Was checking because I had realized that the second comment might have been confusing if you happened to miss the first.

It's because I'm young and hip!

Your dankness is inspiring. I'm old so my hip needs replacing.

That pun. You'll kill me one day with those.

As long as they also possess the power to resurrect you. I need to have someone stick around to hear them.

To hear them and go 'UGHHH'
and then ask for more.

You're just a glutton for punishment.

Excuse me, I'm versatile for punishment

Is that another meme? If not, it should be.

Just a gay joke |D
about top/bottom/versatile

Ah, now I have to be careful with using that word. Or use it more, as much as possible.

There's an alignment board that crosses that with 'dominant, submissive and versatile'

so you could be vers/vers
sexually speaking

Ah, good to know... I think. I wonder if there's an alignment chart for robot types.

Probably...or depending on the kind of robot you are lawful, neutral or chaotic

Where would apathetic fit in? Neutral neutral?

Oh, already found your calling I see |D

I'm back from visiting my sister

Welcome back. I hope you are gradually teaching the dogs tricks to prank her.

I wish
I was bitten by the demon dog again
this time we were all in the car and she didn't like when I tried to buckle the seatbelt.

That's not cool at all. Is she bothered by the noise or your hands getting too close?

Or the movement...
she really needs to be trained D:
or exorcised.

...glue two dog snack bars together with egg whites to make a cross?

Probably should lay tarps down. The spewing of vomit everywhere once the demon comes out is going to be a pain to clean up.

I'll do that next time I visit.
Since I won't have to clean.

Doesn't the demon have to go somewhere? I forgot what Keanu did in the movie.

I don't mind hosting the demon, unless it makes me bark at strangers. I'd rather just bite everyone around me.

You can do that without demons.

Are you doing Gia Gunn specifically or non- specific Geisha? Either way, it's lovely.

But how would I justify to the authorities?

Non-specific Japanese assassin in the winter.