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Darn it!
Granted, but now even fleeting, intrusive thoughts come true. I wish migraines didn't exist. |
Granted, but you get ultimate stomach aches constantly
I wish I can sing |
Granted, but your voice is only suitable for singing songs in your least favorite genre.
I wish I could make my drawings come to life. |
D:
Granted, but they aren't friendly in life. I wish my dreams were nice |
granted but reality is worse then it has been before
I wish I wasn't such a naturally responsible person. |
Granted, but you'll be depressed, and everything goes opposite the way you want it.
I wish I could master all sports |
Granted, but you've suddenly become extremely terrible at everything else, including sleeping soundly, taking care of yourself, and being able to walk in a straight line.
I wish my metabolism wasn't so fast. |
Granted. Your metabolism is now so extremely slow you only need to eat one single strawberry to sustain you for a week. Eating any more than that... well, let's just say it would be a bad idea...
I wish I was a great fencer. |
Granted, but you have a high probability of getting hit in the face with pointy things when you dont have your mask on
I wish life would stay like this nice and quite and lonesome XD |
Granted, but you'll die without any socialization
I wish for a million wishes |
Granted but all of them are corrupted
(I could totally deal with that I get enough socialization online) I wish I found this bagel as appealing as when I asked for it. |
Granted but it taste like trash.
I wish for a new job. |
Granted. You're hired as a toilet attendant for minimum wage. Hey, you just wished for a new job, not a good one. In case you already are a restroom attendant, you get a new career opportunity at garbage disposal. Still minimum wage - but hey, you're doing important work for your community, right?
I wish I could travel to the 1920s without getting stuck there. |
Granted, but you will keep going farther back in time
I wish it was always sunny and good weather |
Granted, but most plants die without rain. Then herbivores die without plants. Which leads to carnivores dying without... well, I think you get the idea. On the bright side, if you manage to survive you can now build wonderful sandcastles in the desert which used to be your hometown.
I wish whenever humans got pregnant, there'd be a 1 in 10 chance for the baby to be a puppy or kitten. (Which may or may not be inspired by your signature.) |
Granted, but its claws make it 10x more painful than labor usually is.
I wish weird is normal |
Granted! But now... what is even weird anymore? Picking the nose is the new normal.
I wish I had a bathtub. |
Granted! But your pipes broke and now you need to wait a week for them to be fixed!
I wish I had a glass jar for putting water in. |
Granted, but you dropped it and it broke.
I wish I was actually energized when I wake up in the morning. |
Noo D':
Granted, but you become tired from the afternoon to when you go to sleep again! I wish I had a plastic jug to hold water in. |
Granted, but the plastic jug holds 50 gallons and is hard to carry around.
I wish my nose wasn't runny anymore |
Granted, but now your throat is itchy.
I'm more concerned with how to clean that jug! I wish the metal spoons at home were replaced with wood ones. |
Granted, but every handle has splinters on it.
I wish I could decide what to eat |
Granted, but all the grocery stores ran out of stock!
I wish there was a community garden around here. |
Granted, but they don't let you in because... uhn... they're prejudiced against avatar sites!!
I wish I had more willpower. |
Granted but now you are part of the green lantern corp and are forced to sacrifice your life for other people on a daily basis, fighting aliens and saving the world
I wish my husband would be less wishy washy on needed life changes |
Granted, but he's now determined to change everything at once!
I wish there would be a peaceful zoo breakout somewhere in the news. |
Granted! The breakout is peaceful, but then hunters go after the poor animals...
I wish I was more excited to work. |
Granted! But on the day you were excited, your work-place closed for the day!
I wish there would be a snow storm. |
Granted! But you were snowed in before you were able to buy groceries!
I wish I was able to control people like puppets. |
Granted (oh gosh that's scary -flees XD-)! But after the the control's dissipated they know who controlled them!
I wish there were castles in the sky. |
Granted, but they were blocking the light from the sun and everything under them perished and died.
I wish I had the strength to open a jar of pickles. |
Ahh, that sucks D:
Granted! But all the pickles around you have magically disappeared! I wish all the dust at home would go poof. |
granted but now your floor is just covered in hair
I wish tattoos didn't afterburn so much XD Edit: I meant to say floor but wrote hair twice |
Granted, all that dust has to go somewhere else and it ends up giving someone outside your home with a dust allergy a severe allergic reaction!
I wish my bed was more comfy |
Granted! But now it's so comfy you sleep 20h a day!!
I wish it rained more. |
Granted, but now your neighborhood is flooded!
I wish I could swim. |
Granted but now you live in a desert!
I wish this week was over already |
Granted, but next week is just the same.
I wish for less fear. |
Granted, but you become fearless and did dangerous stunts until you fell to your death.
I wish I can change my appearance to look like any sexy male Korean actor I choose. |
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