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Espy 01-09-2017 02:57 AM

Darn it!

Granted, but now even fleeting, intrusive thoughts come true.

I wish migraines didn't exist.

Bassy 01-09-2017 03:00 AM

Granted, but you get ultimate stomach aches constantly

I wish I can sing

Espy 01-09-2017 03:03 AM

Granted, but your voice is only suitable for singing songs in your least favorite genre.

I wish I could make my drawings come to life.

Bassy 01-09-2017 03:08 AM

D:

Granted, but they aren't friendly in life.

I wish my dreams were nice

SparX 01-09-2017 11:34 AM

granted but reality is worse then it has been before

I wish I wasn't such a naturally responsible person.

Bassy 01-09-2017 02:09 PM

Granted, but you'll be depressed, and everything goes opposite the way you want it.

I wish I could master all sports

Espy 01-09-2017 03:16 PM

Granted, but you've suddenly become extremely terrible at everything else, including sleeping soundly, taking care of yourself, and being able to walk in a straight line.

I wish my metabolism wasn't so fast.

Death by Mirrors 01-11-2017 08:56 AM

Granted. Your metabolism is now so extremely slow you only need to eat one single strawberry to sustain you for a week. Eating any more than that... well, let's just say it would be a bad idea...

I wish I was a great fencer.

SparX 01-11-2017 11:57 AM

Granted, but you have a high probability of getting hit in the face with pointy things when you dont have your mask on

I wish life would stay like this nice and quite and lonesome XD

Bassy 01-11-2017 12:03 PM

Granted, but you'll die without any socialization

I wish for a million wishes

SparX 01-11-2017 12:06 PM

Granted but all of them are corrupted
(I could totally deal with that I get enough socialization online)

I wish I found this bagel as appealing as when I asked for it.

Bassy 01-12-2017 02:57 AM

Granted but it taste like trash.

I wish for a new job.

Death by Mirrors 01-12-2017 08:53 AM

Granted. You're hired as a toilet attendant for minimum wage. Hey, you just wished for a new job, not a good one. In case you already are a restroom attendant, you get a new career opportunity at garbage disposal. Still minimum wage - but hey, you're doing important work for your community, right?

I wish I could travel to the 1920s without getting stuck there.

Bassy 01-12-2017 02:15 PM

Granted, but you will keep going farther back in time

I wish it was always sunny and good weather

Death by Mirrors 01-13-2017 12:05 PM

Granted, but most plants die without rain. Then herbivores die without plants. Which leads to carnivores dying without... well, I think you get the idea. On the bright side, if you manage to survive you can now build wonderful sandcastles in the desert which used to be your hometown.

I wish whenever humans got pregnant, there'd be a 1 in 10 chance for the baby to be a puppy or kitten. (Which may or may not be inspired by your signature.)

Bassy 01-13-2017 01:29 PM

Granted, but its claws make it 10x more painful than labor usually is.

I wish weird is normal

mdom 01-13-2017 06:24 PM

Granted! But now... what is even weird anymore? Picking the nose is the new normal.

I wish I had a bathtub.

Potironette 01-13-2017 10:06 PM

Granted! But your pipes broke and now you need to wait a week for them to be fixed!

I wish I had a glass jar for putting water in.

Bassy 01-14-2017 03:20 AM

Granted, but you dropped it and it broke.

I wish I was actually energized when I wake up in the morning.

Potironette 01-14-2017 12:27 PM

Noo D':

Granted, but you become tired from the afternoon to when you go to sleep again!

I wish I had a plastic jug to hold water in.

SparX 01-14-2017 12:40 PM

Granted, but the plastic jug holds 50 gallons and is hard to carry around.

I wish my nose wasn't runny anymore

Potironette 01-14-2017 12:44 PM

Granted, but now your throat is itchy.

I'm more concerned with how to clean that jug!

I wish the metal spoons at home were replaced with wood ones.

SparX 01-14-2017 12:45 PM

Granted, but every handle has splinters on it.

I wish I could decide what to eat

Potironette 01-14-2017 12:46 PM

Granted, but all the grocery stores ran out of stock!

I wish there was a community garden around here.

mdom 01-15-2017 01:10 AM

Granted, but they don't let you in because... uhn... they're prejudiced against avatar sites!!

I wish I had more willpower.

SparX 01-15-2017 01:27 PM

Granted but now you are part of the green lantern corp and are forced to sacrifice your life for other people on a daily basis, fighting aliens and saving the world

I wish my husband would be less wishy washy on needed life changes

Potironette 01-15-2017 06:44 PM

Granted, but he's now determined to change everything at once!

I wish there would be a peaceful zoo breakout somewhere in the news.

mdom 01-17-2017 06:21 PM

Granted! The breakout is peaceful, but then hunters go after the poor animals...

I wish I was more excited to work.

Potironette 01-17-2017 06:57 PM

Granted! But on the day you were excited, your work-place closed for the day!

I wish there would be a snow storm.

Crowly 01-17-2017 07:19 PM

Granted! But you were snowed in before you were able to buy groceries!

I wish I was able to control people like puppets.

Potironette 01-17-2017 07:39 PM

Granted (oh gosh that's scary -flees XD-)! But after the the control's dissipated they know who controlled them!

I wish there were castles in the sky.

Illusion 01-17-2017 09:10 PM

Granted, but they were blocking the light from the sun and everything under them perished and died.

I wish I had the strength to open a jar of pickles.

Potironette 01-17-2017 10:08 PM

Ahh, that sucks D:

Granted! But all the pickles around you have magically disappeared!

I wish all the dust at home would go poof.

SparX 01-18-2017 12:13 AM

granted but now your floor is just covered in hair

I wish tattoos didn't afterburn so much XD

Edit: I meant to say floor but wrote hair twice

Lizard 01-18-2017 12:16 AM

Granted, all that dust has to go somewhere else and it ends up giving someone outside your home with a dust allergy a severe allergic reaction!

I wish my bed was more comfy

mdom 01-18-2017 03:59 PM

Granted! But now it's so comfy you sleep 20h a day!!

I wish it rained more.

Potironette 01-18-2017 08:31 PM

Granted, but now your neighborhood is flooded!

I wish I could swim.

SparX 01-18-2017 10:42 PM

Granted but now you live in a desert!

I wish this week was over already

Lawtan 01-18-2017 11:24 PM

Granted, but next week is just the same.

I wish for less fear.

Illusion 01-19-2017 01:38 AM

Granted, but you become fearless and did dangerous stunts until you fell to your death.

I wish I can change my appearance to look like any sexy male Korean actor I choose.


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