Kitty probably wonders, "when do I get my own birthday plate again?"

Same. I prefer furbabies over actual babies. XD

:D I like fish. Fish are quiet, and pretty to look at...and it's ALWAYS fun to watch them eat. >x}
Yes my finnies! >:D Eat! Eat the floaty flakes and the pellets.

Mad because even though the change occured in 2003, I keep forgetting that the yellow and green lifesavers aren't lemon and lime anymore, so I keep getting tricked into eating nasty pineapple and watermelon flavored candies.
:c
Bring back the original flavors plz? (Original flavors did actually have pineapple still tbh, but it was more white than yellow, so it was easy to tell apart from the lemon.)

*watches latest simplynailogical video* Oh yeah...I should track down my flame vinyls and try a reciprocal gradient design...

Must.
Resist.
Pizza Temptation!! >8{
*bites tongue in defiance and keeps eyes from darting back to the pizza box in kitchen.* >~<;

Tireddd
Need to shower
meep

if you have a minute...!
 

Hey you!

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/:D Do you have all of your organs working properly today?
Are you feeling like your body is lacking in something, but don't know what? Headaches? Dry throat? Lethargy?
Do you feel like your blood vessels are screaming for attention?
>u> Are you finding your eyeballs glancing at waterpark commercials for longer than you'd like?

Introducing,
WATER!
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>:D The best, most natural and clinically safe solution for all your bodily needs!
Only 1 bottle is packed full of 16.9 fluid ounces of H2O! Coming right at ya, guaranteed to freshen up that parched human vessel of yours! Within just 5 minutes, WATER is absorbed into your bloodstream, keeping it flowing and keeping it oxygen rich!

Cheap. Clean. Clear. /;] Captivating.~ However you get WATER, it's the most important resource worth investing in daily! ;D

Drink WATER anywhere!

In the kitchen.
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Outdoors.
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On the go.
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And even in space! :D
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Don't wait! Your body won't, so why should you?! /BD
WATER! Because you can't function comfortably without it for very long.~
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*Available anywhere water is sold and wherever water is obtainable.
Prices and availability may vary depending on location, season, region and natural state of the planet.
Please drink responsibly. DO operate motor vehicles safely while drinking water. Make sure water consumed is drinking water, purified and filtered. Risk of drinking unfiltered or unsanitary water may cause bodily discomfort and/or harm to the body.

~This has been a community service announcement brought to you by Merskelly reminding everyone to stay hydrated.~

(wow. I spent way too much time on this post. x'D)

10/10 Best PSA.
*goes to kitchen to get water*

TTUTT Thank you.~ It means a lot to me. <x'] Hahaha!

Don't be fooled by the above health claims! The molecule in that picture is dihydrogen monoxide! Dihydrogen monoxide, or DHMO for short, is a dangerous chemical.

It has been identified as a major component in cancerous cells. It is extremely addictive, and those who consume it generally die within 3 to 4 days of withdrawal. Overdose leads to kidney failure, with a prominent case making headlines in 2007. Despite this, it is popularly used by athletes as a performance enhancer.

It is the leading cause of corrosion and oxidation of metals. It contributes to erosion. Its primary industrial use is as a solvent and coolant.

Inhalation of even a small amount of DHMO can be fatal. In its solid form it can cause tissue damage. It's a major component of acid rain, and in its gaseous form it can cause severe burns.

I had lots of water today. :D

I did a bad and bought more nail polish today...
>.>
On the plus side, it should in theory arrive close to the same time as my holo taco order arrives so I can compare my fave indie brand linear holo with the holo taco linear taco...

I realize this sounds like gibberish to most people.

Tldr; Bought more nail polish (indie brand) today so I can compare with other nail polish (youtuber merch brand) that should arrive next week-ish to see which one produces stonger rainbows.

Lol