-enjoys teasing her to much not realizing traps were set up freeze her in dry ice-

she would cling to me while in the dry ice trap

-is clung to tightly and suffocates-

::Is also clung to and dies pondering the meaning of life::

-runs off and away to die from slipping on puddle-
>_<X

Brutalized for breaking the combo above.

in an epic dual of the cyber guardians

Evenly matched until she reveals her ultimate attack, panels of hidden artillery opening to launch an all-out lethal array.

protecting him from the leathal artillery... it's not my style to rely on others. Also only gun i'd ever use is a sniper =P

Tie me up and throw me in a piranha-infested river

would pop my big head and toss me into news paper line to get squish

Push me off Niagara falls.. .D:

there's a cord attached.... Sadly i think i forgot to attach it to something else.....

-would come after me for vengeance and slaughter me to pieces and toss me over the falls-

would kill me with heartbreak when i caught her bringing home another girl's panties XD

She would obviously use that scythe but cuts me up Sephiroth fashion. In other words one swipe and I just cut sliced all over the place a hundred times. xP -is super dead-

hey.... oops... should have hid those better.
-would do the whole crazy ex wife scene with an ex-
"HEre's wIfy!"

he would kill me alone with the dark looks xD

NOOO even better!
He would catch me off guard in a dark area outside and grab me from behind with sleeping gas and drag me into an abandon warehouse and try to ransom me to the mayor for 5 million dollars but find out i wasn't his sexy wife but a single woman worth nothing to others and so would enjoy slow torture to me then leave me hanging bleeding to death. O___O