Granted, but everyone is gone.

I wish I have beauty

Granted, you are beautiful, the sad thing is that you don't know it.

I wish I hadn't slept in this morning.

You did but there wasn't much to wake up for...

I wish Christmas was tomorrow

Granted, but your christmas presents are lumps of coal.

I wish I can drink

Granted, but then you discover you get sick from one glass.

You didn't make a wish, Rayah...


I wish I knew what to do about this girl that's bugging me.

Granted, you know what to do about her, but now how to do it.

I wish you could buy fantasy style clothing like on our Trisphee avatars in stores for reasonable prices.

Granted but you won't have the ability to hold it down

I wish I'm a youtube celebrity

Granted, but then you have no inspiration for videos.

I wish I had more tea.

Granted, but then your taste buds change and you only want to drink PEPSI.

I wish it were snowing.

Granted, but then it snows through summer!

I wish I could teleport.

Granted, but you don't get to choose the location.

I wish I could get some sleep.

Granted, but you can only sleep for a year at a time


I wish for batteries

Granted but as soon as you put them into whatever it is you are trying to power they explode.

I wish I had some cereal.

Granted, but then you find out it's just styrofoam and mulch


I wish for anything but a moped