i am so lost

Heheh, sorry it's just more RuPaul business.

I should try to make a cameo on the vet reality show that gets filmed nearby.

UGH I ordered lunch today and IT DIDN'T ARRIVE
goddamn technology
my dad ate 3min ramen and I had a lunch/dinner at 5

Do you have it delivered?

Yeah
I called to complain but the restaurant blamed the app and the app blamed the restaurant so <.<

Ah, that sucks. I wonder if they hate the way people order through apps now? Or is it better because you don't have to struggle to hear people?

hehe yeah in the end it didn't work because I had to call more people >.>
but usually it works well. tap tap tap FOOD!

I wonder if any deliver far enough out here. I think the neighbors have ordered pizza, so hopefully they tipped well for the long drive. I've never ordered any delivery before.

Once I was at a friend's, the other side of town, and they didn't deliver there!!!! Like, almost no pizza place would deliver there

I don't blame them. They probably don't get compensated for the extra driving.

Some placed do no delivery fee for X miles radius

Maybe they can deliver to another driver. And just kind of relay it to you.

That's another golden idea, Bio

Where are those sleeves from? You look like the millionaire cowboy I know you can be

Autumn Fin

Spurs could help. I know we have boots with Spurs, but not sure if any are on their own.

wait do we have boots with spurs

The High Noon Cowboy.

Damn why did I underrate that item
I think I only used the black hole pose

The other poses can be hard to incorporate unless you're already going for a western look.

the star in the heart is nice.
also cowboy is always a good theme

I almost like the boots, maybe if they were tighter in the calve. But then they wouldn't be as traditional. More colors would be better. Cowboy theme never really appealed to me, even in movies, even with Tarantino's interpretation.

ah, they're egg items, I wonder if they count for the yearly recolor

Cowboys are land pirates. Or pirates are wet cowboys. And that by that I mean recognizable style and coopted by gay culture

Maybe there is rainbow cowboy gear for you.

Bedazzled boots are already a reality, right xD

They probably are. There are a lot of designer variations I'd imagine. There are also those long tipped boots that are/were popular in Mexico.

Is that a battle? A dance??
either way it's better looking than clown shoes, at least XD Imagine that and 6 inch heels!

I'm not sure.

At least they'd have boots in my size finally. I can't help but think now, a RuPaul contestant intro where you see the tips of the boots slowly coming in. A new purse first moment.

Finally 'kick your ass' would be a scary threat

Nah, you lose too much momentum with long tipped boots. If you even manage to hit with such an odd shaped tip, it will likely bend and snap. For proper ass kicking rather invest in a classic pair of Louboutin Asteroid.

They don't seem like they'd penetrate deep enough. I wonder if a whip would work on shoe tips. Now I kind of want to see it in a action movie setting.

A shoe... dildo?
But with spikes

I blame DbM for this

I wouldn't be surprised if that was a thing.

It is a thing. Vivienne Westwood, 1995. Penis Shoe.

I won't google that, even though my fbi assigned agent mustn't be shocked by anything by now

Yeah, pretty much same when you're a novelist. I've googled some very obscure shit in the past.

Novelist... and you never shared your writing with us!!!

Ah, Vivienne Westwood gives me hope at finding someone younger in my old age.

that's why I love her !!!
So creative and punk.

Yeah, the mix of textiles too. It looks like she's embracing her grey hair now.

I wouldn't recognizer her not redhead eheheh

Yeah, it's weird how much hair can change how well you recognize someone. I want to dye my hair, but it would be so strange now.