Throws his evil penguin minon at me and it begins to peck and bite me.

With Adorable Sweetness!!!

probably fly down from above and carry me off to feed her younglings

THE FISTS OF FURY!!!

it's got a giant sword
LOOK AT THAT THING
IT'S ENORMOUS
two guesses as to what they're gonna do with it

...probably would screw me into a wall....

strangles me with the cape

and we're back to square one with that giant horn/sword/thing

Blinding me with all the Hot Pink...

Push me off a building when my wings are broken...

...Rip my wings off then throw me down a well...

... i wouldnt do that... i would distract you then push you down a well...

Poke my belly til i began to have internal bleeding...

...but then I'd fly out...so there...and I wouldn't push you off a building...

...tickle me until I can't breath then continue until I suffocate on my own laughter...

stab me with that great blue item

Punching me repeatedly till bones break...

Stab me with his toy horns...

Stab me in the stomach with the spear

...not stab, never stab...poke...lightly...

With those daggers I just now noticed...

whack my head off with that great spear

Choke me with the beaded necklace...

Cuddles me too much... and i die from lack of air...

Impale with the daggers...

beat me in fencing

Chase his tail until I die laughing...

I would definitely do that to you...

Poke me in my belly

maul me to death

Strangle me with the belt

Stealth assassinate me with daggers.

rip me to shreds

Bite my throat out...

Attack me with that whip and then set me on fire

Slice me in half.

Slice my face up with claws

He would slice me to pieces with his sword while tickling me with his tail to make it to where I can't fight back

Cut me up with his sword and feed me to the kitty...o.o

She'd turn me into barbecue and share me with her friends.

Fly me at a great height and drop me...

Make me bake cakes until I drop dead...

Slightly true...
Whip me till i bleed out...

Stab me with his spear till I die. D:!