I mean, there's also the secondary celebration of not going with shaving your head when deciding to do that over washing your hair.

I'd shave my head if wigs weren't warmer than real hair

Just stick an accessory on it. Maybe that's the real reason Sasha Velour chooses being bald.

Like a cool fascinator? I think my head is shaped weird. Once the dance teacher tried to make us balance rods in our heads and it was really hard for me

Yeah. I blame the rod. You probably got an unbalanceable one.

It's not because I my head is oval and not flat...

Wouldn't it be more weird if it was flat?

It's kinda common in Brazil actually xDD

I wonder if it has to do with the rate of natural births? Or less forceps use. Or genetics.

Genetics probably.
They say some people from a certain area of Brazil have flat heads, as an offense but I don't see much offense in that.

It's probably just the way some people turn anything different, or just the perception that it's different, into a negative.

speaking of which, I'm so upset with brazil's own trump leading in the presidential race
at least the vote is in two turns and he's expected to lose in the second turn

Expected to lose... sounds familiar. But don't you want to watch the world burn?

I'd rather watch him burn
and his VP too

...Sounds familiar.

NO
HE WON'T WIN