Granted, but you are forever locked in battle with a man who thinks wishes don't exist and you must fight with red and blue truth for all eternity.

I wish that a game genie was a genie that came out of a nintendo after you rubbed it like a lamp.

Granted, but all his wishes suck and nothing comes true.

I wish that Chris could no longer speak.

Granted but then But then you couldn't speak in audible format anymore.

I wish that playstation 3s had a muffin button.

Granted, but each muffin costs $599.00 us dollars.

I wish I had the ability to steal from the future.

Granted, but you can then only use it when plugged into a giant pyramid shaped geofront.

I wish the Gundam statue could move.

Granted, but you internet provider's raises their prices too high for you to be able to afford

I wish I were a ninja

Granted, but you can never be seen again. O.o

I wish I had a pokemon in real life!!

Granted, but then Animal Control kills it

I wish for some friends to get on so I can Rp with them

Granted, your friends get on and you create a wonderful role play, but then you realized you stayed up until 6am and you have a major presentation at 8am....gah.... X__X

I wish for everything to turn out all right.

Granted but that only lasts for 2 seconds

I wish it snowed already!

granted but it's been spray painted all over and dosn't work.

i wish i could go into any anime i choose =D

Granted but the secrets are too overwhelming!!

I wish I could get all As on my finals

Granted, but you had to change your whole personality to get that disciplined and focused, and now your friends don't like you.

I wish my neighborhood was safe to walk in.