for true hipsters
the ones with money but choose to look like hobos

It seems like they would prefer to be seen at the coffee shops than making it at home.

The classes are for the ones who like to brag at coffee shops. 'when I do it...'

Heh, that's probably true. I could have learned how to do rainbow latte art, though.

A few hundred are definitely NOT a waste of your money if it's to learn anything rainbow.

I'll just watch YouTube tutorials for you. And mail it to you when ready.

mail it to me frozen inside some hermetic case?

We might need some liquid nitrogen to preserve the rainbow foam, but even then it might not last.

new plan - invent longer lasting foam!!!

Would shaving cream be good enough?

Shaving cream lasts less than foam!!
I think
never tried sending it

Umm, let's see. I'll take molecular gastronomy courses because they love their foams. Maybe there will be one that can be preserved.

Less hipster and more nerd.
I approve! Also you'll be making very expensive gourmet food.

It will have to be because the classes are probably even more expensive. But learning how to create a floating black sphere of charcoal infused flizzlebit reduction that oozes rainbow once you pop it and tastes like the ocean with notes of berry and citrus and Earth will be worth it.

Why did you have to make me hungry
even though I read 'pop' as 'poop'
especially after I read 'pop' as 'poop'

I don't think I actually listed anything that was an actual food. And the poop...uh. Are you on one of those shows where people eat things that aren't actually food? Like toilet paper.

Isn't berry a food? I mean, many foods.

uh eating the skin around the nail is /that/ weird?

Just berry "notes" in the made up food. Because you've got to describe the notes to make it sound like you know what you're doing.

It's probably not that strange, and better than some of the things others might do.

oooh kinda like those wine connaisseurs that feel hints and notes of wood.

My stomach hurts with tomato sauce, let alone trying... inedible stuff

Yeah, it's used for a lot of foods.

Is it the acid?

Yes, but it's only developed in recent years. I think my body can't handle meds + red sauce all together.

Ah, some medications seem to irritate stomach linings.

I think my digestive system is pretty determined to fail all together.

D: why, have you been eating nails and screws again

Uh, it's been quite the process trying to figure it out. But I take acids and enzymes to process my food. If I don't, there's extreme pain. The doctor hasn't been very helpful even though he did find gallstones.

ouch D: that must hurt tons, Bio.

I guess if you needed anymore proof you're a robot... kinda like ScarJo trying to eat cake in that movie.

Which movie? Maybe she really is a robot since she seems to play a lot of non-humans.

And she can change races.

Uhh Under the skin.

Ah, I haven't seen that one. "Disguising herself as a human female." Same.

Oh I thought that one was better than Lucy, at least.

Maybe I'll try it. With ones like Lucy, I just hate it when characters become omnipotent.

Yeah, there's not where to go from that...

Everything winds up being fixable or undoable. It's partly why I find superhero things hard to get into, because many of them seem to have too many powers. And where do the superheros that wind up with goofy powers go? Like in Misfits.

They go to Deadpool's team!

hehe it's the main complaint in The Flash subreddit. Since it's the 5th season, they're running out of ways to make speed solve crimes.

So telling him to be more faster isn't working out? I stopped watching around the time they started messing with timelines.

His daughter came from the future, so they're still messing with timelines |D guess like daughter like father.

When they start having multiple timelines, I can't help but wonder what's going on in the others. There's probably more interesting things happening.

This season the crossover with Arrow is gonna be a different timeline, where Barry is the Arrow and Oliver is the Flash or something like that. It's contaminating other series!!!

I like how Arrow has gotten bad enough that the subreddit has Daredevil discussions instead.

Nooo that reminds me that daredevil was cancelled D:

At least there's still Jessica Jones? Or if you haven't seen Boardwalk Empire, you can get more Charlie Cox.