to kill or to move fast?

To move fast enough to kill.

Nice tagline for your robot movie

It's my motto. But I think the fastest I've gone so far is in the 90 mph range just trying to keep up in one of the lanes. Hope to avoid doing that again.

ah yes, going too slow is a problem as well

Basically, it doesn't matter what you do. It will always be wrong.

that's why my friend's car horn stopped working

Sometimes I wish there was an "I'm sorry" honk when you accidentally mess up.

heheh, like a sad horn sound?

That might work, similar to sad trombone. Hmm, there should actually be a variety of horn sounds to suit any occasion.

that should be our business proposal on shark tank

We'd have to work out the kinks to avoid distracted driving.

to avoid creating a symphony out of horns?

Looking for the perfect horn might take your eyes off the road. Not that anyone has their eyes on the road anyway, when everyone is looking at their phone.

So what you're saying is, we should transform the sad horn into an app!! Oooh, now that makes sense

Yes. Because I want to buy Tesla stock. And if more people are encouraged to use apps while driving, they'll want to buy cars that have self driving capabilities so they don't have to steer as much.

the real reason self driving cars are coming!!
So that people can take driving selfies.

Hello you two :D

I never take driving selfies, I'm a respectable surgeon. ER selfies only.

Hi, Panda.

Thank goodness you're at least part of the more responsible group, Death.

Hey, Panda and Death!

hope there's no blood in those selfies
clean surgeries only

I'm a professional. Blood looks like chocolate syrup with the sepia filter on.

*takes notes* There should be a Martha Stewart type homemaking show for hobbies that involve disposal and stains. Maybe some specialty tool making.

Ah, that was not the reason why she was arrested, I guess xD

Could be? I've never actually seen any of her shows.

I think it'd be more known if she was famous for disposing bodies xDDD

If she's famous for disposing of bodies, then she isn't doing her job well. The fact that no one knows means she's probably really good at it.

She probably got arrested for tax offense. Isn't that how they lock up all the big crime lords and ladies?

You have a point there, Bio.

Disposing bodies but she covers up by being arrested for tax fraud, since she's rich

Yeah, like telling a little lie so that it's more convincing for covering up a much bigger lie. Not that I'm an expert.

I totally believe you... for some reason...
not that i'm an expert on that either.

I got my portrait done. They captured my large forehead pretty well.

HA
don't try to fool me. That portrait didn't include your amazing, badass fierce eyebrows

They're falling out unfortunately. And not growing back. In areas they never get plucked even.

D: why
I swear that's not the curse I put on you

Menopause? Thyroid? I don't know. Never been to a lady doctor, but probably should to find out.

have you checked your ears? they could just be migrating

wish I was on menopause

be patient?

Ohhh, not my ears but that must be why I'm having to braid my nose hairs to keep them out of the way.

Isn't menopause extremely unpleasant to go through? And then you have a bunch of new problems to deal with. And bunch of new pills to take.