CRT also doesn’t have an actual mouth.

Just use some sort of proxy machine that is capable and experience the joy of eating humans that way. Like an industrial shredder with a Wi-Fi feature.

Your evil mind never ceases to amaze me

I mean, how can you not get hungry after seeing videos of them even munching on inanimate objects.

I'm not sure you mean humans munching on inanimate objects or paper shredders munching

Why not both? It can be performance art. Human munches on plastic bottles. Machine then munches on human. It can be some sort of symbolism about society.

Beautiful. Sounds like the sort of thing conservatives would hate, so I'd pay to see it

But what if the meaning gets twisted in their favor?

Then the machine munches them

Oh yeah, good idea. You could be your own art installation with your evolving rainbow clutter.

I'm going to confess that I'm not rainbow on pantheon because I got lazy to dye each limb a different color
but it's gonna happen someday

I get it, it's cool that it's a feature at least. You have other ways of being you than rainbow.

Do I? D:
Sometimes I don't even know who I am! Oh, oh, oh!

Whether intentional or not, your avatars seem to embody a character with an unusual mix if traits in a way that works. Like it tells a story without needing to say anything. Not everyone can do that.

Aw, you flatter me!
Thanks, Bio.
Years of avatar dressup lead me to this.

Drag Race might have helped be an influence? I wonder how your outfits would translate to real life.