Granted, but then your house collapses on them.


I wish for a puppeteer youkai to snuggle

Granted but then it tried to kill you.

I wish to know how asura's mind works

Granted, but then you melt from the horror of it all


I wish for better headphones <.<

Granted but they eat your brains.

I wish I had a life.

Granted, but you'll never be able to go online again!

i wish i wasn't hungry

Granted. Your body eats itself completely


I wish for socks

Granted but they have huge holes in them.

I wish less whiners on my mmo

granted, but now its full of hackers.

i wish i had £10,000

Granted, but then they crumble to dust



I wish for more Au

Granted but you can't use it.

I wish I knew what to buy with runes.

Granted, but you end up not liking them


I wish for a headband

Granted but when you put it on, it burns a hole in your head.

I wish I could buy more runes.

Granted, but then you lose the money


I wish for a new jacket

Granted but it's a ugly one from the thrift store...well you didn't define the parameters of "new" did ya?

I wish my debit card was working again (I dn't know why it's not)

Granted but their fake so you can't buy anything with them.

I wish it would snow already!!