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Bore me to sleep with a lecture about responsibility then throw me off a canyon
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blind me with poniies
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Blow my mind with his hate for ponies
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(... I don't hate ponies.... D: )
stake me with his hair |
Oh. Well then you are redeemed.
Kick me in the foot and stab me in the face |
Bore me to death with talk of his...ponies.
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PONIES ARE AWESOME, SHUT UP! T.T
Spin around and create a whirlwind with her wings then suck me in and stick out her spear, cutting me in several different spots |
jump on me from above and kill me silently
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Shock me to death with his awesome new eyes :0
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Have me choke to death on the glowy green stuff
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You got ninja'd!
Kick me so hard in the head my skull shatters |
stomp all over me
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Smash me in the chest with that giant buckler
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He would fly down from on high on silent wings, slashing me open with his great sword.
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turn into a giant spider and eat me
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Triple roundhouse kick to the faaaaaaaace
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turn into a dragon and nom nom nom
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He'd use his green glowing power to hurl that spear at me.
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Take out her earring and hook it into my neck
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Headbutt me...
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Slap me with his wing, lift me up with his tail and cut my head off
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Stab me with firey sword of doom. o n o
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Take off her halo and throw it at me like a frisby X3
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Throw my halo back at me. XD
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Put her headphones on my ears and blast metal so loud my brain pops.
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Point-blank shot to the head >.>
...or heart, if you want less of a mess. |
death by pancake
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They would tapdance and while I was running away from the evil tapdancing they would spear me in the back.
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accurate
feed me fatty foods until i had a heart attack |
Hmmmm....probably whap me a few times to get my attention and then run me through with the spear.
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Freeze me completely and let me sit there >.>
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She would um...judo chop my throat.
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He'd make me watch the Resident Evil movies, after which I'd claw my own eyes out. o n o
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A strong dislike for zombies or Resident Evil?
She's make my ears bleed with her headphones set to MAX. |
The Resident Evil Movies. Love the games, love the zombies. RE Movies just...no. >.<
Beat me over the head with my own headphones. Owwies! |
explode my ears with the noise maker
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She would sic her deadly wolf on me.
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Cut me open and decide to replace my joints with cogs and heart with a stem engine, I would die during surgery.
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She would tie me to the bed and probably force me to watch a decent number of "chick flicks" until my eyes bled/my brain dissolved...love you babe.
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He would become the Original Zombie in HvZ and then ask for a kiss....
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