granted! its "harmless" now XD

i wish i can get the event items before the event finishes ; u ;

Granted: I'll be giving away 1 of each item after the event...for a price (YOUR SOUL!!!)

I wish for more strength.

granted. you are a muscular person now 8D

i wish to get more aurum! im broke ; - ;

Granted! And then you accidentally spend it on multiple copies of something you already owned enough of.

I wish I had a donut.

Granted! You have your body crushed by the heaviest most delicious donut in the universe.

I wish for sleep that I'll both wake up alive from in a few hours and that is restful.

Granted, but you wake up with your bed drifting strangely confused in the middle of the ocean.

I wish I knew how many licks it takes to get to the core center of a tootsy roll pop.

Granted: 3

I wish to thank Illusion for making me smile just now.

Granted, but that smile fade away until the dark abyss! D:

I wish I had a genies lamp that inside was a magical genie that would grant me 3 wishes!

Granted, but he's been reading this thread and already has ideas about how he is going to corrupt your wishes.

I wish that the box of taquitos I bought didn't come in taquito increments of twenty-three when it specifically mentions to cook them three at a time.

Granted, but you cook them all at the same time and they are all still partially frozen especially that one in the middle.

I wish I had a hat that matches my groove.

Granted, yet the hat is one or two sizes too small for your noggin.

I wish to pass this math course.

Granted, but the school found in unusual that you passed with a A++ so they made you take the course again just to be sure.

I wish I could memorize everything I read or hear completely.

Granted, but you remember everything you read or hear at once, all the time. And Nickelback is still a thing.

I wish to not be patient zero in the ever impending hypothetical zombie apocalypse.

Granted, But patient zero did sneeze on you rather rudely in the checkout line at the supermarket. Making you the second zombie to every exist.

I wish for less school work.

Granted, but you end up getting nearly impossible questions on your exams.

I wish for a unlimited amount of money.

Granted. Oh, you have got to love inflation rates. With an infinite number of dollars in circulation (courtesy of you), the dollar actually breaks and starts having a negative value per dollar.

I wish for confidence...

Granted, but it is only confidence in your ability to dress in drag and do the Hula.

I wish I had more brie.

...Sort of hit the core of the matter, with that curse...

More Catti-brie coming your way! All the Spellplague!

I wish I was in Alexandria during the first century AD...

Granted, but you were teleported to the bottom of the bay and then drowned.

I wish for a tasty fish

Granted, but it had hairy human legs and breathed fire.

I wish I had more money for Amiibos.

Granted, but you use that money to order the super rare squid amiibo that was stolen recently and you will never see the product you ordered.

I wish for a fancy hat

(I don't like in the UK, and I have all 3 squids. LOL.)

Granted, the hat is made out of a stitch of things like a living elephant, a shark who can live on land (with legs and feet, some itchy wool, and vinegar for flavor.

I wish for the thing I just granted.

Granted. However, an electric storm awakens the Hat of mixed animal parts, and they devour you.

I wish to not feel ill today...

Granted, but you felt so good you decided to jump off your kitchen table and you hurt your back.

I wish for butter cream mints.

Granted, but the Genie mishears your wish and transforms your butt into mint cream

I wish for a wish that is not corrupted by the wish corruption

Granted, but the not corrupted wish was only a wish that held no magic thus not granting anything.


I wish for pie.

A planet-sized pie crashes into the Earth, destroying everything.

I wish the Earth back.

Granted, but now all the people are total assholes.

I wish for a chance to be the Doctor's Companion

Granted. On your first episode, you die to a crack in time, erasing all memory of you.

I wish for ham!

Granted the ham, at the cost of your thumbs.

I wish for a unicorn!

Your wish is granted... but...
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I wish for a book of magic spells

Granted, but each time you cast a spell, one of your fingers falls off.

I wish for a College degree so I can get on with my life.

Granted, but the degree is useless in helping you get a job under the current economy. (Alias, a degree in Philosophy. Had a Doctrate in Philosophy taking a nearly free contract job at a college)

I wish for more stamina. *Is tired* :f-dizzy:

Granted, but now you have ALL THE STAMINA, and can never stop moving. Never stop acting. If you stop moving for even a moment you die. And you still need sleep.

I wish for my Writer's block to go away

Granted, but now you're typing device is kaput.

I wish the same, actually. Have 10+ different stories in my head, and difficulty putting them down.

Granted, but now you can't stop typing.

I wish that my cat would stop trying to steal my food.

Granted. Your cat realized that YOU are made of meat, too.

I wish for...a wishy-washy wish

Conrgats, but you only have ten seconds to claim it.

I wish for the world filled with rainbows.

Granted but since the world is made out of rainbows there is no gravity therefor you just float in space and die from lack of oxygen.
I wish I could be a good witch and that my magic would work.

Granted - you are already a good - as in nice - witch, but you didn't specify how your magic would work.

I wish to not have to sleep.